If you fire handguns several times without a silencer inside an apartment building, the neighbors will never come out to investigate or call the cops. (OK, maybe these are
really
dangerous apartment buildings where gunfire is commonplace and the neighbors are too frightened to do either of those things.)

John Travolta was an awesome and terrific dancer in SNF and Urban Cowboy but really, really sucks in PF.
If you are escaping town with your BF, don't forget the ****ing watch on the kangaroo.
It would have been so much ****ing easier had Butch done what he was told and taken the dive.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

A samurai sword makes a great weapon.

The one and only way to win a trophy if you cannot dance is in a movie.

don't mess with another man's automobile

~~ Miracles can happen when you least expect them. Even for hit men ~~

Gang affiliation is a very loose concept. If you suddenly decide to quit, all you have to do is explain that you've had ''a moment of clarity'' and that you'd like to ''roam the earth''. Feared mob boss will just ''laugh his ass off'' and let you walk away. No repercussions, no questions asked.

A pot belly on a woman looks sexy . A man looks oafish or like a gorilla.

The difference between a foot massage and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies

I was going to post Jimmmy is NOT in the business of storing dead N______
but you bet me to it.
the coins in the jar are for charity,
the coins in the tray are for sharing

The best place to hide a watch is up your ass.

Jimmie knows how good his coffee is because he buys it
Vincent should be on brain detail
Don't leave razor-sharp katanas lying around in your shop while you're raping a guy downstairs
Mia is an incautious junkie
The restitution of life is no great feat. A variety of deaths may well enter into your punishment

Jimmies house isnt a dead beep storage

Every time that Vincent came out of the bathroom. Something bad was about to happen to him.
In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride ****ing with you. **** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Marsellus Wallace was prepared to scour the the Earth looking for Butch. And if Butch was Indochina. Marsellus Wallace wanted a brother hiding in the bowl of rice next to Butch ready to pop a cap in his ass.

Vincent Vega had some kind of gastro-intestinal problem that meant he was in the toilet at key moments.
"Chicken soup - with a beep straw."

If you ever get into a car accident in front of a store, make sure it's not a pawn shop if you need to go in.
Zeds dead baby. Zeds dead.
Damn I'm good.

Always bring out the gimp before raping some guys. I don't care if he's sleeping.

Don't talk about drug sh*t on a cellular phone.

hammer < baseball bat < chainsaw < katana

I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste GOOD!

Don't be pointing your gun at someone with your finger at the trigger if you are not planning on shooting the gun

Don't rely on your girlfriend to pack all of your valuables when you're on the run.
"I'm playing a role, sir. What are you doing?"

Make sure no one is hiding in the bathroom with an enormous pistol.
"I'm playing a role, sir. What are you doing?"

Keep the safety lock on your gun while driving.
"I'm playing a role, sir. What are you doing?"