Honestly, you, Americans, are pretty much the only ones to not dip your fries in mayonnaise. Even here, in Canada, mayonnaise with fries is the way to go.
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This one, buna…

You know what they put on french Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

“You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”
Jules (Samuel L Jackson): “They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”
Vincent: “No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”
Jules: “Then what do they call it?”
Vincent: “They call it a Royale with cheese.”
Jules: “Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”
Vincent: “Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”
Jules: “Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”
Vincent: “I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

White Castle's = Instant Shit.
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What kind of hamburgers?

yes!
suck it.