Never
interrupt Senator McComb when he's talking to himself.
Don't tell anyone Palmer killed you, He's on bail.
Does McComb look frozen to you?
You're allowed to have a life, it's in the manual.
Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.

No one can do better splits on screen than JCVD!

• Thundering chords is what life's all about - Gerre

21. If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.

18. Houses & cars in the future look hideous.
19. Max doesn't bake cookies for a living.
20. A special rocket car is needed to go back in time but all that is needed to go back to the future is a handheld computer.

Re: #17 JCVD does not have a mullet. A mullet is a very specific style, just look at the mullet on the butt-ugly thug with the shiny shin guards. JCVD's hair is all the same length.

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I just assumed the gold was stamped with a confederate logo and based on the amount was tracked to that shipment in the past.
Or did they say it was dated and I'm just forgetful? Either way nice mullet drop, can't believe I forgot that one.

16. Gold bullion can be carbon dated, despite the lack of carbon-14 in it.
17. Mullets are back in fashion in the future. Even JCVD has one.

12. In the future when all cars drive themselves, they'll still need headlights.
13. When you have time traveling abilities and need to kill someone, travel back just ten years when they have bad-ass martial arts abilities; it would be too easy to pick them off with a sniper riffle when they're in grade-school.
14. Uzis don't kill horses.
15. A person traveling in time will only retain the memories from the past they originated from. When they return, they will magically re-consolidate with the potentially altered non-time-traveling version of themselves, inconveniently overwriting the memories created as a difference between the two histories, thus ending up as some poor amnesiac who hasn't a clue what has been going on for the past ten years. Don't worry, it's in the TEC Technical Manuals.

Even if it just blows out windows and starts fires leaving the structure itself standing never throw the bomb in the backyard, instead run down the stairs in a dramatic fashion while carrying your dying pregnant wifethen again throwing the bomb out back, covering her body and gently carrying her out afterward would just be way to easy.
When traveling in the past to make yourself rich, secure fundsetc. Just don't get greedy and no one can track all your movements even if they run an entire governmental department in the future to do so.

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2. TEC code 40.8 subsection 9 is "time travel with intent to alter the future" which is punished by immediate execution. And there are 8 subsections that are more important.
3. Although altering the future is a crime (punishable by death), TEC agents travelling back in time wear uniforms from 2004 with patches on the shoulder that say "Time Enforcement Commission" thereby altering the future by letting people see futuristic clothing which also suggests IN WRITING the possibility of time travel.
   Bahaha!!! I nearly spit my coffee at the screen reading this!
   Thanks for the great laugh, Mandy!!
   "Move that cone!! I'm Lindsay Lohan!!"

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Re: #5 The house still exists in the future because old and young McComb touched each other and disappeared in 1994. Future McComb went back to kill Walker and his wife and blow up the house. Everything from 1994 on changed because of young/old McComb's disappearance that night. Young McComb never got older, never became corrupt and powerful, and was never able to time travel. So, everything he did in the original timeline was undone and, in the words of Agent Walker, "Set right."

22. Ricky should have an exhibit
23. McComb will be sending female staff a picture of the inside of the president's limo
24. Matuzak's wife uses too much salt
25. It's fine to leave behind a mini-disc player and newspaper from 2004 in a 1920/30's office, especially if you are trying to cover up time travelling
26. There's never enough time
27. Walker doesn't know how to die, but will learn tonight
28. Senate committees find time travel concepts laughable, despite the inventor helping with space travel
    When you talk to God its called prayerwhen God talks to you its called schizophrenia

10. Mullets were awesome in 2004.
11. D-Day from "Animal House" went on to become a cop in later years.
12. Senators always punch their aides in the face.

6. Truck drivers will continue to drive full speed when a human being materializes in front of their truck. No slamming of the breaks, no swerving, not even honking.
7. When someone shows you his shoes you have to read between the lines.
8. You can't go into the future. Unless you go into the past first.
9. There is an awful lot of C-14 in Confederacy gold bars.

4. The agents emerge in the past in pretty much every position except the one they should be in: sitting.
5. script writers and movie directors forget that blown up houses (in a HUGE explosion) won't stand anymore 10 years later.
   Splifflock_Holmes

2. TEC code 40.8 subsection 9 is "time travel with intent to alter the future" which is punished by immediate execution. And there are 8 subsections that are more important.
3. Although altering the future is a crime (punishable by death), TEC agents travelling back in time wear uniforms from 2004 with patches on the shoulder that say "Time Enforcement Commission" thereby altering the future by letting people see futuristic clothing which also suggests IN WRITING the possibility of time travel.
   frankduxvandamme