regularfellow — 10 years ago(January 28, 2016 04:15 PM)

We need more
funk
in this here world. Not no jive talking, gold diggin', non-polyester wearing, Shaft-hating, mangy wannabes. No discount Burt Reynolds either, no sir! No.
So I ask this splendid community to bring your A game and make this thread most righteous, ass-tingling and sweet sippical.
Do your finest
Dirty Talk

• a tribute to man, the cunning linguist, the Funk Walker, Desperation Lee.
  I want the real deal; the sidewalk superstars, the players and old school virtuosos.
  I'll start with two of his greatest panty droppers
  Baby, I wanna to slide into your shopping mall and
  spend some time in the Gap!
  wiping sweat off my brow
  Baby. I wanna get inside your church and start
  speaking in tongues!
  Dayum, I just got the vapors typing that