"You mentioned Grotesque…That happened to be Grotesque Part II that Karen Flores was in.
She starred in all three of my Slime Creatures releases you might have seen."

I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best… he said, "Ransom notes."

Yayo: I spent 8 hours at the airport looking at peoples' bulges. I don' like dat.

Bones - "Have you spoken to Mr. Palmer since your husband blew up?"

I still always laugh When Zimm says, "Mans in town two days, thinks hes David O fricken Selznick."

Harry Zimm: I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best he said, "Ransom notes."

I'm not sure if it's already been said, but I love it when Ray Bones (referin to what the limo driver told him)say to Harry
"I hear the fu(king smog is the fu(king reason you get such beautiful fu(king sunsets here"
"I wished Her back but the dead adored Her, Even wild winds sang in chora for Her"

Ray Bones: Chili Palmer? it's chilly outside & it's chilly inside. it's a regular f-cking chili fest

Chili: How'd you get in here?
Ray Bones: It was easy. I told them i was you. I acted real stupid & they believed me

I'm the beep that's never been out of Miami, remember?

No one mentioned one of the best lines:
Chili: That's it?
Bo: That's it.
Chili: That's all there is to it? Then what the beep do I need you for?
Bo: I'm offering my services to you on this one"
Chili: Well, if I ever need a ride sometime, I'll let you know.

Chilli to Martin 'What.. you just woke up from sleep?'
The movie was hilarious and everyone did a great job! I just love the way it is made.

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[Chili sees Harry getting out of the car in cast and stitches]
"Hey, Harry, you look like a character from one of your monster movies."
lol, I laughed at that one.

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"They say the beep smog is the beep reason you have such beautiful beep sunsets."

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Harry: Ray, look at me!
(A whack with the phone to the face and few more knocks later)
Ray: Don't pass out on me, Harry! Look at me!

To be ridiculous is sublime.

lol so many, but if i had to choose one, it would be bones's grumbling while he picks up the phone to hit harry over the head with
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangelove

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"ok? i beep OWN you!" -chilli, that might be from be cool though

i liked this one-
-because there was a zillion dea guys there.
-a zillion? thats a lot.
i found it funny.

This film is full of great quotes - the humor is HILARIOUS! This is one of my fav films and always funny each time i watch.
Fav quotes..hmmmmm so many (probably worth mentioning the most vulgar of them..but also got tummy laughs (hehe)
"I'm the beep who's never left Miami" - Barboni to Zimm (hilarious scene)
" beep you, beep a classic (heheheehhe)
Can't wait to watch Be Cool

Chilli: Look at me
^
Perhaps one of the most used, because it works in so many situations
(In resturant, on the stairs)
Chilli: So, you're a stunt man? You any good?
Bear (turns around): Am I any good?
Chilli (chucks Bear down the stairs): You know, he's not bad for a guy his size

I love it when Bones is in the back of the limo with the Mexicans, and the boss goes.
"I am gonna go to Universal Studiostake the tour.see the shark."
I don't know why I find that so funny.

Chili: Whatare you squinting? You need glasses?
Ray: I hear the sunsets are so beep beautiful because of the beep smog.
Martin: That was a good party!