The trick to the perfect cast is to relax
Powerline is the greatest rockstar on the planet
Goofy's best friend is Donald Duck

*If you leave all your dirty clothes on the floor, you can simply vacuum them up and it will go all the way through without clogging the hose
*Everyone will cheer if you interrupt their breakfast at a truck and make an announcement about something even if they have no idea what you're talking about
*Goofy and Max can get away with committing numerous crimes (some of which would ironically would be punishable by the electric chair) and not be charged
*You're car will still run even if it gets submerged in a river and lost
*Pushing the radio button at the same time in the car will cause the radio to overheat and bust

It's hard to be cool when your dad is Goofy
There are hotels with aquarium-waterbeds
Max's moodiness is now and then bewilderin', and his values may be, so to speak, askew
Walt Disney actually exists in Goofy and Max's universe
Chedda wins it
Max will probably be in traction by the time he and Goofy get back from the fishing trip
Having detention or even eating a toad sounds like more fun than a road trip with Goofy
Do NOT get Goofy angry or you'll have nightmares
If you're trapped in the car and starving, luckily there will be a spare can of Alphabet soup
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

*The father of the girl you fancy will be huge and threatening towards you but as soon as said girl appears he will become the biggest softie who likes his head being patted.
*Don't bother telling a extravagant story to impress a girl. It's more trouble then its worth and you will have MANY near death experiences because of it.
*He's got high hopes, hiiiiiiiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the skkkkkky hopes
*You can make a song out of any random sounds you happen to hear around you.
*Lester's the favorite possum.
*You can get transformer like RV's, fitted with cable, a pool and a bowling alley. I actually want one
*Bigfoot loves sock puppets but makes up kinda violent stories with them.
*Cutting invisible strings will make a piano fall from the sky.
"Vicki Vale, Vick-uh Vicki Vale Vickity Vale" Chuck Bartowski

If your driver's such a klutz, then be prepared to hurl your guts directly on the open road!

A cigarette lighter in a car can heat up a can of soup
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

*Goof has such a way with children
*If you keep children under your thumb, they never end up in the gutter
*People have been laughing at Max as long as he can remember
*PJ's dad is gonna squish him like a bug
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Bigfoot likes the Bee Gees.
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?

Actually it's even before of that, hot girls will find you attractive the first time they hear you laughing strange like your father.

That's exactly the case with I-75, just northwest of Atlanta and the Perimeter. Going northbound, there's eight lane, and going southbound, there's seven lanes. I live in Georgia, so I know this. So it actually is possible! HA!

It's OK to be kidnapped, because you can easily just sing and dance in the trunk of the car.

*if you trap your school principal down the elevator and do a huge dance for the school, you will automatically go from being a complete loser to the most popular kid in school.
*there IS such thing as a perfect cast.
*if your car goes down a waterfall, you can get it out and the engine will still run. The car will be dirty and the seats might be torn up, but hey, the car still runs. That's all that matters, right? O_O
*you can put a new tire on your car by just kicking it on with your foot.
*corpses can still get out of their coffin, get on top of a car and dance.
*some highways can have up to 7 or 8 lanes all going in the same direction.
~Lyssa~

Girls will find you attractive if you get on TV with a musical celebrity and do a dance.

If you swallow the noise maker from a squeaky toy, you too will squeak, and make children laugh.
Gods of war! May your hammer be mighty!

That's all really wise.
Why do cute girls like Roxanne ever make the first move?

• It's always important to be honest.
• Max never really needed to do that stunt or lie about the concert; he could've afforded to be more confident in his approach to Roxanne, as she was obviously sending out signals to him.
• As much as Goofy embarrasses him, Max needed to acknoledge that he is still his father and that he can't hide the fact that he is a Goof.
• Goofy really should have given Max the opportunity to explain HIS side of the story before taking him on that vacation; it could've saved both a whole lot of trouble.
• Taking sons to places they obviously will not like (Lester's Possum Park) is not the answer for getting closer; in fact, it only makes the situation worse.
• Ditto for altering the map; if Max had given Goofy the benefit of the doubt and told him sooner, he wouldn't have to go through the trouble of breaking his dad's heart just to fulfill his promise.
• The importance of understanding and respecting one another's needs/values. Goofy and Max really hadn't been on mutual speaking terms in a while, hence the strain in their relationship, and the vacation resulting in a whole lot more of misunderstandings until they both decide to admit their side of the story.
• As insecure as Max was around Roxanne, I really think that she could've been more assertive; if she admitted that she liked him from the start, he wouldn't have to go through the impersonation of Powerline or even make up that story. IOW, neither Max or Roxanne were confident with each other. Of course, they're both teenagers, so.

*Sneaking into a high profile concert, going up onstage, not to mention smashing the security guard into the jumbo-tron will not result in arrest if you can impress everyone with a goofy dance.
*Powerline is a very understanding fellow.
*The three years that take place between this movie and Goof Troop were incredibly depressing. Max became a loser once he got to high school. Pete lost his car dealership and Peg and Pistol either took off or died, which explains why he's an even bigger jerk than he was before.
*If we listen to each other's hearts, you'll find we're never too far apart.

-If you get a phone call from your son's principal about your son causing trouble, the best way to handle it is to drag him on a road trip, even though he expresses deep dislike
-Hugging an emo kid will NOT calm him down. Instead, it will get you slapped
-Max's idea of a worst nightmare is turning into his father
-If you're telling your friend about lying to your father, check to make sure no one's listening.
"Ix-nay on the oopid-stay."
"WHO YOU CALLING OOPID-STAY?"
Bella for loving Edward.

Bigfoot exists.
Why don't presidents fight the war? -SOAD

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bomb that 'nuns can appear at the craziest locations'!
THEY ARE BASICALLY EVERYWHERE!

• apparently, if you're not powerline and you're in the stage globe, you're going to get electrocuted.

It takes three and a half cups of sugar to get to the moon.