• Arnold works ALONE..
• If you do not get the pizza on time.. it comes out of the delivery guys paycheck.
• junkyard kids are extortionists.
• getting an A+ is REALLY BAD when your working for James Caan.
• Vito from the Sopranos was NOT looking for Johnny.
  OHHH GOOOD FOR YOU!!

When they peel you like an onion, if you knew anything, you talked.

Yeah i agree!!!!
here's another one:

• big bodybuilders can become effective ninja killers!!

lol this thread is great.. but these things sort of remind me why the 90's + Arnold = the good old days.
its Arnold man, he can get away with that beep many of the non-realistic aspects were almost part of the fun. nowadays when they ignore realism they overdo it sometimes.

The cops will totally buy two mafia goons shooting each other after a hit, even though one of them has massive refrigerator wounds to his skull.
Tickled me that.

almost immediately.

Medics are trained to use a defibrillator on conscious, screaming men.

• The New York City zoo owns the three most aggressive crocodiles on the planet.
• After 30 seconds of freefall you will somehow still be at the same altitude as the plane you just jumped out of as it turns around to squash you.
• Projectiles that travel "nearly at the speed of light" are visible to the human eye and can be easily dodged by a 230 pound Austrian.
• The barriers at a level crossing come down only 20 seconds before the train is due to arrive.
• You should always wear a balaclava when killing mob hitmen then take it off immediately afterwards in a dramatic reveal.
• The cops will totally buy two mafia goons shooting each other after a hit, even though one of them has massive refrigerator wounds to his skull.
• Medics are trained to use a defibrillator immediately in the event of a flatline without checking that a wire hasn't just come loose.
  I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.

you can trace a call to a beeper to NY and be within a few blocks of your target.

When being held in a choke hold by Arnold dressed as a Ninja, asking who he is will get the answer of him breaking your neck by flexing.
A xray scope that can see through two bulkheads and a set of kitchen cabinets will be useless against a refridgerator.
Also, the thought of firing multiple rounds at said refridgerator will not enter your mind when it is the only, and most highly obvious hiding place for a 6'3" muscleman and fit looking woman.
Alka Seltzer and fidgeting will mimic a Seizure so well even the paramedics will be fooled.
Former witness protection clients who have been erased will gladly repay the "Eraser" by allowing a strange woman to live in a Chinatown apartment with their parents.
A sharpnel drill bit will leave no visible wound, but a puddle of ketchup thick fake blood on your hand.

if you want to execute a main hero, even though you shot at someone holding a woman as a hostage squarely in the forehead, try shooting him a few times in the chest and see if it does the same trick.

an office plant is not sufficient cover from gunfire
"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and what else do you do?"

if you notice the monkeys getting excited, THAT'S where the girls your looking for is.

When a huge bit of metal falls on your legs the next day you can walk out of court using a walking stick.
If a door code does not work after 3 times just blow the code thing of with a shot gun the door will open anyway even if it is a security door to the records room.
i dont know whether this has been mentioned you can shoot the door of a aeroplane and no one will be sucked out of it.
these boards are great.

Vanessa Williams would make a kick-ass Cat Woman with that cd-rom in the compact trick.
No good deed goes unpunished

After being shot in the arm, it is so easy to use one arm to hang on to a huge crate and the other to lift a woman to safety, without suffering extreme pain.
Also, when said crate drops from about 50 feet in the air while you're on top of it, you just simply get up without suffering broken bones, head injuries, or possibly even being killed.

Don't screw with the union.

I learned that Alligators are damned fast. Faster than many land mammals.

actually. the airsuck is not big at all. see one Mythbuster episode. it gets exaggerated A LOT in Movies.

"- If said bolt, traveling at nearly the speed of light, hits the fleshy part of a human thigh, it will not pass through, but rather come to a complete halt and remain stuck in the thigh, requiring it to be removed manually."
That was a piece of wood from the building, no?
Do you see?

-After having fake blood poured all over you, and changing clothes with corpses (which only took about 30 seconds) you reappear clean as a whistle.

It must have been pressurized by the large number of people rushing in.

Once the boss commits suicide, less than a second later people will start rushing in.
to an office that's apparently highly pressurized.

LOL chaticleer: "Once the boss commits suicide, less than a second later people will rush in"
Corny! I dont know why you pointed it out but I love it!
Another lessons learned from Eraser
That the scene "Arnold chats with wisecracking young black kids after landing from the sky" doesn't really flow that well