I love that scene, the first time I saw it a laughed my ass off. This movie is full of great one liners. Such an underrated movie.

I specifically came here just to post "That's a duck, not a dick."
So, as there's already a thread stating that (awesome), I'll just say bravo.
Wait a minute who am I here?

Mitch - I'm always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I'm Frank, and Chicago I'm Ernest.
Charlie - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch - I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
Brilliant writing..one of the best straight action movies out there

"You want me to put it into my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"What? So now you're a sharp shooter?"
Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.

We just jumped out of a building !!
Yes it was very exciting, tommorow we go to the zoo.
Goddamn this movie is hilarious.

Any last words ?
Shut the beep up
-Mutant Chronicles-

Charlie: "Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"
Mitch: "I took lessons!"

I'll nominate Mitch's reply to "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Sir, I'm hurt really bad. I think I'm dying."
"Continue dying. Out."

"I ain't handsome, I ain't rich and the last time I got blown candy bars cost a nickel"
"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

when i first met you you were all like "ah, phooey! i burned the darn muffins". now, you walk into a bar and 10 minutes later sailors come runnin out. what up with that?
"jackie treehorn treats objects like women, man."
the dude

Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

Look at my inordinately large ass!

i just smack em in the jaw and say "pop goes the weasel"

• "i'm not a complete ogre "
• oO?
• "the girl gets a doll for christmas "
• o?
• "Ah beep you "
  "Youre about to have 2.4 kids "
  "merry christmas"

Any last words ?
Shut the beep up

He's been licking his beep for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

yeah, don't worry, I was kidding but it definitely was a well delivered scene

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