"In Your Dreams"

"I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YOU SID!"

Let me ask you something? Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Cuz I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen.

Was that before or after you sliced and diced?

We've already played that game. Remember? You lost.

You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish!! Understand? Hehe yeah…

"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!"

"not in my movie"

"Stu's Flipped Out, He's Gone Mad"

My password is password

"I'm about to SCREAM!"
My password is password

"Rule Number Three, Never Ever Under Any Circumstance Say I'll Be Right Back Because You Won't Be Back"

Rule Number Two, You Can Never Drink Or Do Drugs"

"Rule Number One, You Can Never Have Sex"

"EVERYBODY's A SUSPECT!"

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"You sick ****s. You've seen one too many movies!"
If you're going through hell, keep going.

"There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror film"

"Surprise Sidney"

"we all go a little mad sometimes"

"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me."
-Stu
My password is password

Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!