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I just love cocaine.
Gone

I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

I’m gonna go rape my own ass.

I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

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Davenport's preferences are outstanding.

Huuuh? Are your eyes just decoration or something?

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with
the rain.”

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

He's never done that before! Ok.. maybe once or twice. There was Lev Parnas and Gordon Sondland. Oh and Jeffrey Epstein, George Papadopoulos, and Matthew Whitaker. Ok… so maybe there were a few. But there can't be many more, right? Only Paul Manafort, Stormy Daniels, William Taylor, Anthony Scaramucci, and Rachel Crooks. And I suppose Vladimir Putin, too. But he surrounds the best people, right?
Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

“ Amy Coney Barrett was just a coffee girl! A bitter ex girlfriend! I barely knew her!”
-Trump on Twitter next year
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

And new conspiracies about the Supreme Court being bought by Democrats should be flooding the internet in 3… 2… 1…
Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

wow. you libs get vicious when you feel victorious!

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Get your gimp suit, Kushner. Don’s in one of his moods again.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Well, that's the last kegger I throw for that ingrate Kavanaugh.