Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.
OR."You're a clever man, Mr. Stupid!"
That's the stuff..
Son, you can't polish a turd

Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
Stanley Stupid: [looking inside cans] Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again

My second favorite:
Waiter: "May I recommend the Cashew Chicken?"
Petunia: "Oh, you'll get your cash when we get our parents back."
Buster: "And don't call us 'chicken!'"

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My favorite:
Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: Yea, that's how you get the gas in there.

i had a few favorites quotes this movie was full of classic quotes but to name a few that hasnt already been named
"That was pretty senseless but whatever."-Stanley Stupid
part of the scene in the begginning where he pulls out a notebook and goes down the list of things he has to do
Stanley Stupid:Things to do today. Make Check Mark on paper. Cross item out. No time for that I'm afraid. And finally say, That seems pretty senseless but whatever. That seems pretty senseless but whatever.
Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
Stanley Stupid: [looking inside cans] Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.
Joan Stupid: We'll borrow some garbage till were back on our feet.
Policeman: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Stupid?
Joan Stupid: Yes.
Policeman: We have your children here, Ma'am.
Joan Stupid: Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.
Joan Stupid:You never realized how many policemen there are untill the day they turn against you.
Evil Sender: [Reading a letter] "If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree". I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, "Bob"!
[Throws it into the fire]
these next to are more of a whole scene but are full of more than one great line
Cop:This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
Evil Sender:With a crime so unthinkable that no one has ever dared to attempt it. To rob an entire nation of its garbage.
Cop:The one resource no one ever thinks to protect.
Evil Sender:Yet, without it every Hefty bag, every trash compactor every rubbish bin in America will be useless. Desperate men will roam the streets with empty wastebaskets. Panic and chaos will rule the land. The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed and then, the world will come bagging for mercy to me.
and probably the best part of all
Stanley Stupid:Wait a minute. What am I doing? I've cooked up some insane conspiracy theory and put myself in the middle of an illegal weapons deal with some of the world's most dangerous men. I've risked my life and the lives of my family in a scheme that makes absolutely no sense at all. Insight fading. I must remember not to go forward with this.
Joan Stupid:What is it, Stanley? What are you supposed to remember?
Stanley Stupid:UmI don't know.

When joan talks into the garage door opener and it makes the paint fly acroos the street and splashes over some graffiti and these duper weirdo sounding kid goes, "Some people can be so inconsiderate."

My favorite is when stanley says "And it all started with on name. Mr. Sender. (Circles the name "Sender" a few times.)

im not sure exactly but something along the lines of
waiter: may i recommend the cashew chicken.
petunia: hey, you'll get your cash when we get our parents back
buster:and don't call us chicken
i love it

O I liked the part when they were all tied up and admited how ignoarnt they truely were and then they were all blown up o wait that only happened in my dream darn I wish it had been for real maybe would of made the movie actually worth watching

Favorite bit: at the end, where Kitty tries to alert Stanley and Buster to the appearance of the alien pilots. The part where he tries to tell them in flag code is priceless.
Favorite line: "Without further ado, lets GIVE IT TO THE FAT GUY!"

"For God's sake, we're miliary men, killing people is supposed to be our job!"

"Lets GIVE IT TO THE FAT GUY!"
fat chef comes out and starts beating up talk show host and audience applauds
I waas laughing SO HARD! XD

Stanley: "I'm stuck. I'm trapped. Someone help me here!"
Petunia: "I'm cornered!"
Stanley: "Yes! I'm cornered! That's the one I'm looking for, thank you!"
To defeat me is a challenge. To destroy me is impossible.

The only good line in this piece of trash was seeing the first line of the ending credits.
Homeland security probably uses this movie to get terrorists to talk in Gitmo

The End!

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"In the name of the Lloyd"

"HALF MAN; HALF PLANTHE DWELLS IN TWO WORLDS BUT IS THE MASTER OF BOTH! OH MANBUSH YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!!!!"

"Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener."
And I don't know the exact quote, but
(Outside the wig store)
Joan: I need a disguise!
(Exits wig store COVERED in wigs)
Funny stuff!
Thankgod for model trains

"I'm my own Grandpa"
You Ever Listen To K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70s?

My person fav:
"Now THAT's a sturdy shoe!"

Actually, its "Two Wheels, Four Wheels, EIGHT wheels!"
My favorite quote is "How can we stop sender? It's hard enoough fitting Soy Sauce into these tiny packets."

Stop, in the name of the Lloyd!