NotMoreMovies — 14 years ago(January 20, 2012 10:53 PM)

10. The police might kidnap your children.
11. A bullet hole in your gas tank is how you get the gas in.
12. Elevators can be used as time machines.
13. God wishes to be referred to as "Lloyd," not "Lord."
14. Rogue military agents sell stolen garbage to foreign governments.
15. Smacking the front bumper of your car with a well-made shoe will cause the car to explode.
16. Alien spacecraft pilots pick their noses.
17. It is possible to be one's own grandfather.
18. The more wheels it has, the faster the vehicle.
19. If you make an error with a bee while driving your car, it could be fatal.