james-parker-4 — 11 years ago(March 07, 2015 07:04 PM)

In an alternate universe, where NBC saw huge ratings with JSM!, these show ideas may have been pitched:
"My Friend, Binnie"
70s supermodel icon, Nina Van Horn (Wendie Malick) and her best friend Binnie (Leann Hunley) who happens to be a ghost tour the world, as Nina performs her one woman show, "An Evening of Me."
"Finchatania"
Dennis Q. Finch (David Spade) inherets a large sum of money when Jack Gallo dies in a mysterious boating accident. Finch uses all the money to open a "waterpark utopia" and now must run the fledgling park with his transsexual best friend, Bert (Jenny McCarthy).
"See Donnie Run"
Donnie Dimauro (David Cross) cons his way through life pretending to be mentally challenged after faking an accident, but may have met his match in Camille (Meredith Zealy), who has a few tricks of her own.
"Amy.Meeny.Miny.Moe"
Hacker, Amy Liotta (Arden Myrin) works in the dark corners of the internet with her trusty sidekick and brother, Kevin (Brian Posehn).
"Sexpert"
Writer Amy Watson (Tiffany Thiessen) has the number one book in the country about "being good at sex and succeeding in life," but secretly her own sex life is no bestseller.