The end because this is a real ****ty movie.
Top 3 easily.
Hell, actual porn movies are better than this mountain of crap.

The part where Dirk and Reed think they are such hot **** with their music but they turn out to be really, really bad.
So bad, it is funny!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Love the introductions for both Colonel James and Floyd Gondolli.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Yes, we do care about Little Bill.
Yep. Absolutely.
Just like we cared about all of the others.
This is a beautiful movie.

Yes, we do care about Little Bill.
DISPLAY thy breasts, my Julia!

It's hard to pick a part of this movie I DON'T like.

1. The entire Angels Live in My Town sequence, especially the opening credits. Where the F-CK is Ringo?!?
2. Jack, you want me to use the Spanish accent?
3. Napoleon in the Roman Empire. It's just history repeating itself.

When it ended. The movie sucked. Highly overrated and a total waste of time. PTA knows how to take interesting subject-matter, and amazing camera shots, while somehow draining the film of richness. I think PTA should've went more for drama than comedy since as a comedy it's only remotely funny and since, it seems, he wants us to empathize with these characters. It's hard to put my finger on since I think the acting was pretty good all around. I did not like "Magnolia" either. Same camerawork and an attempt to tie together multiple storylines but lacking impact.
One example of how "Boogie Nights" fails is Little Bill catches his wife fcking another guy, twice, and does nothing about it. This is utterly humiliating. He did nothing about it. The second time, it's purely comical because we know Bill is a chump. The third time he catches her it concludes with a murder of his wife, her fck buddy, and suicide. However, the scene is robbed of any impact. We don't care. We don't care about Little Bill, his wife, or the guy she's screwing. Bill's character isn't developed enough outside of this for us to care about him. And yet, it seems like PTA expects us to.

Way too many to list! One that I don't see listed was when dirk was in the recording studio through the part where they need to get those tapes, so they can get a contract. Just hilarious!

When Dirk returns to Jack. "I need help Jack."

I like when he refers to Asian guy and says "This is Cosmo." - and then he whispers "he's Chinese".

This is true.
DISPLAY thy breasts, my Julia!