BUMP. This thread is awesome lol
"I'm the ultimate badass,you do NOT wanna f-ck wit me!"Hudson,Aliens

If you want to sneak into your rival restaurant's kitchen, just dress in drag and start freaking out for an employee to get you water
One possible reason why a contract should be null and void is because one of the parties might be black
When you get your drivers license, they put it in yo hand
#pennygetyourownwifi

138. When Otis says the sauce makes him glad he's not dead, you know it's the sh!t
139. An old man can survive a 3-story jump
140. Ed is a dude! Throwin ice cream! HAVE SOME VANILLA! YEAH, FUUUUUUUUDGE!
141. A baby can be mistaken for a basketball and even thrown through a hoop
142. Ed literally can't get the fact that Dexter doesn't like him, through his head
143. Dexter probably will see Monique later
144. On a day where your restaurant only makes 43.09, it is NOT a good idea to ask your boss for a raise
145. Somebody should get Otis to a hospital because he might have broke his ass
146. To prevent someone from ratting you out to the cops, just throw them in an insane asylum, even if they aren't really "insane."
147. Kurt is probably a scientist because he has all these weird illegal chemicals
     Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

137. Monique is all what?
     LOL, we gotta keep this going haha!
     "I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

123. Monique is ALL that
124. The striped uniforms really bring out the color of Monique's eyes but you should imagine how embarrassed she was when she came to work and saw everybody wearing the same thing
125. The pickle bits, d-d-dey flexible, dey not crunchy, therefore making it difficult to build a Mondo burger
126. If you want to break out of an insane asylum, start a flash mob and get the guards to dance, then knock them out and steal the keys
127. Otis needs a hot JACUZZI!
128. Roxanne's butt is fine!
129. Classic waltz music sucks according to George Clinton
130. The big huge scary man is killin' Sydney!
131. Playing cards are edible
132. You can be completely oblivious to a giant building directly across the street from work that's been under construction for 10 months
133. A high school won't care if you drive to school and park there without a parking pass, and how would you get a parking pass with no license?
134. Chunks are something that's served at a fast food burger place
135. A fast food place is worthy of having a huge red-carpet grand opening complete with limos, paparazzi, a live band, VIPs . . .
136. A huge fancy burger joint like Mondo Burger only sells burgers, shakes and fries.
     Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.

114. Ed has a secret place.
115. Dexter doesn't have it he's swinging from a dang pipe.
116. Ed took matters into his own hands by dumping the triampathol into the meat grinder to make Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play.
117. Space aliens have never landed in Ed's brain and told him to free the kangaroos from the zoo.
118. Ed is a few tacos short of a combination plate.
119. Monique is going home because that's where her stuff is.
120. Ed tries to keep his head nice.
121. Shaquille O'Neil should consider himself tomatoed.

137. It's extremely easy to get a job at Good Burger, even if you lie about your driving record
138. Mr. Wheat hates to put a black man in jail
139. Sharks are innocent
140. Mondo Burger is the home of the big booty burger
141. Ed's sauce includes ketchup and lemon juice
142. Ed likes Dexter as a friend and all, but

BUMP
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

And they always get you with those extras!

And you have to order Detroit leather from Detroit.

• You apparently can get "Detroit Leather" in an Infiniti (Nissan's upscale brand)

Aww, come on, man, they're hilarious as hell, especially when you've seen the movies.
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

These "n things I learned" threads are stupid.

-Kelly Divine IS NOT recognizable to me in clothes
-Crazy girls don't kiss on the first date
-"Dude" needs a remix
-We DON'T want the remake of Good Burger starring Russell Brand and Seth Rogen

You will not get fired from Good Burger for swimming in the milkshake machine, or irritating customers to the point that they leave the store; counting the days until your competition puts you out of business.
You will get fired from Good Burger for showing up to work without your pants.
Not me, I don't care what happens!

-Ed is not edible
-It doesn't make sense if a vegetarian eats dairy
-The customer who wanted the burger with nothing on it seemed like such a nice guy but he didn't have to throw the bread everywhere
-Shaquille O'Neal should consider himself tomatoed
-Kurt can be on a catwalk and down within 2 seconds
-Ed stole an empty can, but it wasn't empty when he found it
"I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!"
BAZINGA!!!!

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"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

96. It's a good thing when Ed tackles some old lady.
97. Ed often thinks about things that are sticky.
98. Dexter didn't like using words with the letter "U".
99. Poor cows.
100. Even Shaquille O'Neal could see that Ed wasn't like regular people.
101. Giant burgers can break your car.
102. Dexter couldn't see Mr. Wheat's car because some dude of rollerblades.
103. Ed is aware that Kurt is Kurt even though he's aware that Kurt was aware that Ed was Ed.
104. Ed gave a customer a good shake because he asked for a Good Shake.
105. Ed REALLY loves strawberry jacuzzis.
106. Ed wasn't really into hotties like Roxanne, he was more into psychopaths in asylums.
107. Roxanne was hungry for Ed even though Ed isn't edible.
108. Mr. Wheat LOVES Mondo Burger but apparently Mondo Burgers didn't like him.
109. Mr. Wheat dresses like Shaft. dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!
110. Kurt is BOTH your mother AND your father.
111. Josh Server couldn't serve poor Robert Wuhl two good burgers. Shame.
112. Otis should've died years ago.
113. You don't need a wrench to fix the Milkshake machine, just flip the switch.
     "I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

88. If anyone can get the sauce out of Ed, Roxanne can
89. Ed and Dexter aren't too fast with the trash talk now
90. Don't spend the night sleeping at work
91. Never be rude to the elderly
92. Today's court system is very congested
93. Ovens can run amok because of the heat actuator
94. Dexter could slap Ed in his head but his brain probably wouldn't understand the concept of pain
95. You can't just be GIVEN food at a fast food joint, you have to pay for it
    Don't Genius Live in a Lamp?-
    Patrick Star
    BAZINGA!
    Sheldon Cooper

85. Abe Vigoda is one hell of a fry man.
86. You can tear up contracts because Ed is black.
87. Ed always wears that outfit. Always.

82. People can be thrown into mental institutes via no formal assessment of their mental health and no consideration of the persons family and friends
83. America's so-called food and hygiene checks in restaurants do not in fact exist
84. Kurt seems to have the money to afford to have two personal assistants yet wants to open a fast-food burger joint

81. When your restaurant only makes $43 and change, its not the best time to ask for a raise.
    Whether you're team Jacob or Team Edward, you're still a loser.
    sXe for life.

80. In order to have your order taken, you need the counter guy..

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