-They
do
consider this a violation of his probation.
-They kinda prejudiced against brothers from the south.
-There's no two ways about it: Reggie's gonna spend the night in jail.
-If you like, you can use that cup there for your ash.
-Something that starts soon and looks good is always a good bet for a movie
-Fnck that noise, Jack; I go through you.
-Max has done it.
-Beaumont is his Christian name.
-Yes, all these things are true.
-Beaumont ain't got a doin' time kinda disposition.
-1436 Florence Blvd, Compton is a house.
-Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles smothered in gravy and onions, side of red beans & rice and some greens is some good eaitn'.
-Beaumont ain't hiding in no goddamn trunk for no minute.
-Dargas has bad knees.
-Louis isn't familiar with Metrix.
-It ain't gonna be no "rock ho!"
-Never do bid'ness with someone you ain't never done bid'ness before withwithout backup.
-Jail gets in your hair.
-Ordell didn't know Max liked The Delfonics.
-The Delfonics are pretty good.
-Women from the country don't know the difference between Hollywood and Compton.
-There's nothing wrong with Jackie's ass getting bigger.
-Ordell thinks that's a gun pressed up against his dick.
-Ordell done already caught that show.
-Louis doesn't know the names of everybodybut there's been a whole bunch of them.
-Jackie didn't ask permission to smoke.
-It's Jackie's diet sh!t.
-The guys down in customs are a bunch of fnckin' pricks. I'm sorry but it's true.
I could go on all night, but I need to get some sleep.

Pidder Padder? Make my Heart go Boom Bap and Then We'll Talk!

Bail bondsmen are all as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

57. While Jackie was in jail, the milk went bad.

56. If it wasn't for Ordell, Mr. Walker wouldn't have that beep boat.
    DISPLAY thy breasts, my Julia!

55. Sheronda thinks she's living in Hollywood
    I was gonna let you beep me, but I got my rag, and I know how you hate a mess

54. Stewardesses don't prefer to be called flight attendants.

Never, ever say "Lou-issssss"

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marcjacobspants
.that's a good oneLOL!
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

99 years is a long long long time.

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Loland you are sillyLol!
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

These threads are stupid.

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"When the phone rings..you know it's for Ordell.
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

A half a million dollars will ALWAYS be missed.
The Cockatoo Inn is a good place to go after getting out of jail because of the lighting.
Max Cherry is ok with black.
The Del Amo is the largest indoor mall in the nation.
Smoking in mall food courts was allowed in 1997.
The purple image on the white Del Amo Fashion Center shopping bag is of a REALLY good looking woman.
A good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of beep

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"Start adding these blankety-blank figures up, and then tell Ordell if this ain't the bid-ness to be in."
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

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LOL!
44. Ordell is proud that he lives in a house and not an apartment.
45. Ordell can't stand bad housekeeping because it's repugnant.
46. The van was exactly where Lou-iss said it was.
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

41. Coughing is good; it gets you higher.
42. You cannot be robbed of your ambition, if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.
43. Louis lasts three minutes, exactly.

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40. You had better be looking at Ordell when he's talking to you!
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

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39. If Jackie can't travel.she's going to have a hard time finding her brand of cigarettes.
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

38. Somehow, in Ordell's world, '
    Beaumont's
    ' and '
    brains ou
    t' rhymes.

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36. Ordell's A$$ may be dumbbut he ain't no dumb A$$.
37. Ordell's mouth moves when he reads to himself.
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON' TELL MAMA!"

51. The Del Amo shopping bag is white with a purple image and pink lettering.
52. They don't eat dinner in Spain until Midnight.
53. Max won't take more than his 10%, and he even feels guilty taking that much.

33. Ordell hates to be the kind of ngga that does a ngga a favor and then - BAM - hits the ngga up for a favor in return, but sometimes he's got to be that kind of ngga.
34. By and large, Koreans looking to buy weapons are reliable.
35. Ordell can shoot someone in the chest and head in RAPID succession.

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32. Melanie likes to beep even though she don't know how.
"OOhhhooo.I'M GON" TELL MAMA!"

It's a sh***y flight down to Cabo. The effing turbulence is unbelievable.