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ccaudle — 16 years ago(November 03, 2009 04:46 PM)

"Two of Earth's best warriors have already been taken, Kabal and Stryker"
HAHAHAHHAA, I fell out of my chair the first time I hear that one. Kabal and Stryker???? Greatest????? I never knew they were ever any good, much less the greatest

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Lmao at the last one

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"Father! The merger has begun. EARTH is under attackAND IT IS
GLORIOUS!!!
"

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I'm surprised no one mentioned
"Never give up hope!" - Raiden
Something about that line, particularly the way it was delivered was just hilarious to me.
But yeah the "Too bad you, will die!" line was pretty funny too.

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Sonya: Kitana??
Mileena: You wish!
Then the epic (and very corny) The earth was created in 6 days, so too will it be destroyed, and on the 7th day, mankind will rest in PEACE!

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When Sonya sees Mileena and goes, "Kitana?"
Since, even with 90% of her face covered, the actress looks NOTHING like Kitana.

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Raiden: "I will Pray for you". The fact that not only are the elder Gods not going to be any help, but he was this powerful God that used to have other fighters bow and fear him.
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How come no one has quoted:
"DAMN! You BBQ his ass!"
(Jax to Sonya, after destroying Cyrax).
Man, that made me laugh out loud back in the days
Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time.

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I hear you because almost everyone of his lines were some kind of a oneliner or a joke.

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Any of Jax's lines are comedy gold to me. 🙂

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"The date's over." - Sheeva
Lol, that's the best.
Honorable mentions:
"Yeah, now what!" - Jax
"Leftovers are fine with me." - Sonya [ready to fight Ermac]
"Without your weapons, you are no match for Motaro." - Motaro

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Most of these people are dead now, Anthony.
My password is password

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"i'm terribly shocked that no one has mentioned "too bad, YOU, will die" so far!"
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Oh, That one really cringed the heck out of me!

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i'm terribly shocked that no one has mentioned "too bad, YOU, will die" so far!
WALKING DEAD IS SO DEAD WITHOUT ANDREA!

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I found Stryker to be relatively alright in the games.

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That one killed me and my friends.

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"Seek the one they call Nightwolf. You will not find him; he will find you."
beer is good

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"What closes can also open again" -Rayden

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I think that line would be even funnier to someone who is not familiar to Mortal Kombat.

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