78. The extermination squad is trying to kill Jax, even though he doesn't know those dudes.
79. Kitana & Mileena are impossible to tell apart, even though they dress different, have different color eyes, and look nothing alike. (Yes, this was said before, but it needed to be stressed.)
80. If you are of Rayden's bloodline, apparently a dragon rips out of your skin then disappears when you die.
81. Never kill your own soldiers because you might need as much help as possible.
82. Even though major cities were destroyed, only a handful of people from a leaky boat (and a couple of their allies) could save the world, and could get no help from any type of military.
83. When you travel through the Earth's core, as long as you use a big ball you will not be burned alive or crushed from the pressure.
84. Nightwolf gives crazy tests.
85. The Asian chick in the desert is Jade, who can change her clothes & surroundings in a second, and is not one of Liu Kang's dreams.
86. If they die, they will die in battle together.
87. Shao Kahn cheated and broke the rules of Mortal Kombat.
88. Shao Kahn can turn into a hydra.
89. Shinnok was possibly sent to the Phantom Zone as punishment.
    I AM the Darkside.

72. Backflips are much more efficiant for travel than walking/running. (Seriously like everyone backflips in this movie)
73. Metal bends easilly, just like rubber. And it doesn't hurt when you hit it like rubber. In fact, something shiney and metallic is probably just painted rubber.
    (Cyrax's fight scene is littered with this cheap effect.)
74. When a metal killing machine with the ability to launch rockets and tiny nano-bots that eat flesh is attacking you in a laboratory, while a dozen "Extermination Squad" members are trying to kill you partner, stop at every opprotunity to deliver a quirky one-liner you obviously have the time to be clever and sarcastic.
75. Shang Tsung could have overthrown his master within seconds, considering how quickly Shao Kahn went down.
76. No matter how beat-up the heroes get, they can always get a second, third fourth fifth sixth wind and beat up all the bad-guys, more often than not killing them with one punch or one kick.
77. When confronting the final extermination squad member, who is weilding a machete, hit him with a lightweight metal bowl, which will instantly knock him out that'll fix 'im!
    "Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death"

^Assuming that guy is 68.
69. Nobody told Sonya why Johnny had to die. Someone should've told her that it was a smart career move on his behalf.
70. It takes an Elder God to fool an Elder God.
71. Shinnok wins the award for Outworlds worst parenting.
You look like a pregnant Wookie.

Sand is flammable, and can make a fully armoured robot explode
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Plato

58. Jade has a set of good legs.for kicking.
59. when facing a whole army of bad guys, just fight Shao Kahn and his generals. The countless extermination squads will disappear with no explanation.
60. Rayden has one dysfunctional family.
61. Death is the only way out.
62. Swords can chop metal chains.
63. Rayden and the Raptors fight by performing elaborate flips and other aerodynamics.
64. Mileena is hot.
65. A cave/mountain network has no streetsigns or mailboxes.
66. Liu Kang's animality sucks at fighting.
67. Liu Kang is going out with a woman that is thousands of years older than him.

47. When you're Mother is alive, well too bad, YOU!!! points finger at Kitana for a long time WILL DIE!!!
48. When making a Mortal Kombat Movie, always always ALWAYS, add a "back in High School" joke coughJohnnyCage&Jaxcough
49. Blame Sonya for having Kahn's Extermination Squad on their "Butts"
50. To make sure "it never happens again", hammer a purple ninja into a fire pit even if he promises "it will never happen again!!!
51. CGI Monsters don't like it when they get literally punched in the ass
52. Falling ninjas don't even use parachutes
53. When talking with the Elder Gods, Lord Raiden is granted 3 questions "as always"
54. Destroying everything by screaming is fun (even more fun than doing your kick a football friendship)
55. Sindel is a babe who is having a bad hair day, that her reasons for screaming!
56. Sheeva is not a real good choice for ending a couple's date

45. Jade and Liu Kang could have killed each other - but they live!
46. Sonya does look good in mud.
    I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

what i learned in this movie was johnny cage was the only smartest one to die in the opening sceen.good move getting out of this flick early!

• Uwe Bole could have done a better job with this damn thing.
  I agree that, this film suck some big hairy balls, and is pure garbage but, the ONLY way to beep it up even more would have been Uwe Boll's directing, so NO, Uwe Boll could NOT have done a better job.
  " Look, there's two women fuc*ing a polar bear!" - Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas 1998

35. Kabal and Stryker are two of Earth realm's greatest warriors. (I fell out of my chair laughing at that line)
36. That river Sonya found off camera must have had some detergent floating in it.
37. The ending scene of one movie and the sequel's beginning scene in continuity do NOT have to be exactly the same.
38. Liu Kang or Kitana should have said to Rayden, Johnny Cage, and Sonya, "Hey, you are NOT the same people we walked with here to this temple."
39. Uwe Bole could have done a better job with this damn thing.
40. My pet tarantula could have done a better job with this thing.
41. Jax is the funniest Mortal Kombat character by a ton.
42. Rayden doesn't care that he is immortal, so he becomes a human instead.
43. Sub Zero's younger brother's special power is making a 10 foot bridge that looks like styrofoam.
44. The women in this movie are the only decent looking thing about it. When in doubt, go for sex appeal.

29. It only takes like 5 punches to kill a huge monster
30. if you have medal arms that make you stronger your only weakness is a wall
31. Only 3 actors were smart enough not to be in the movie again
32. Baraka looks like he has gained weight
33. instead of a stress reliever shao kahn has a huge platform that lightes up if hit with a hammer.
34. Gods look like corny special effects

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26. If you have 35 million dollars for a budget, don't reuse scenes of falling into flames with the different wardrobe of the person falling in beforehand.
27. If I had those 35 million dollars, it would have been all fights, no bad humor or tv actors in any roles. Nitty Gritty hardcore action.

16. This movie probably ruined the careers of every single person involved.
    Except
    for James Remar.
    Or are you one of the few people alive who isn't familiar with Dexter?

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6. Shao Kahn's in-game projectile doesn't look cheesy at all in the movie.
7. The writers obviously followed the game storyline, didn't you know that Rayden and Shao Kahn are sons of Shinnok?
8. Liu Kang had a much easier time defeating Shao Kahn than he did Shang Tsung.

Ok I'm gonna reverse the 100 things. Now going from 1 to 100. Starting with:
1.) Jax was fake sleeping when Sonya found him on the bed.
2.) Shao Kahn suppose to be like 8 feet when he looks only 5'10
3.) Shao Kahn is suppose to be asian when he's caucasian
4.) When you can't get the actor portraying Rayden to make the flying warcry sound, just dub the game sound instead.
5.) Have the characters do awesome flips to make them look epic.

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2. Every time Rayden performs martial arts he looks a lot like Ray Park in a Rayden wig.

4. It is much better to die a mortal than to live forever with the ability to shoot lightning bolts.
5. Jax is tired of all this wacked out junk, but at least Sonya looks good in mud.

9. When you want to try and squeeze every MK character into a movie, just mention names and never show them works just fine (poor Kabak and Stryker)
10. Waitthis WASN'T directed by a 12 year old?
11. When did Shao Khan get an Animality? O_o
12. No seriously, your telling me a 12 really didn't direct this.
13. When fighting a Centuar you don't need to show the strikes landingwe know they are implied.
    It's like that stripey bag is mocking me beep you stripey bag.

14. We now learn about one of the films Uwe Boll studied before directing House of The Dead
15. It's more important to have 95% of the characters from the games than it is to have just some characters from the games and flesh them out. After all, quantity over quality!
16. When introducing characters who seem to only have one scene, they don't really need to have names. But we'll still add their character names in the end credits. And despite three tarkatans, we'll still have "Baraka" listed in the end credits as just one guy.
17. To hell with Noob Saibot being the original Sub-Zero as explained in the later games he's just a glorified crystalized fart from Ermac!
18. When I was 12, I saw this in theaters and thought this was the greatest movie of all time. Now that I'm just about 24, I now understand why there should never be any 12 year old film directors.

14. When the fight against Kahn gets tough, find your ANIMALITY!!!
15. Sonya blowing a kiss will "barbeque your @ss"
16. Sonya, Rayden, and Johnny Cage can be played by different characters and no one seems to say, "Uh, you're NOT Sonya, Rayden, Johnny"
17. Rayden will be "watching" these guys for a long time, because they sure as hell won't be making a 3rd MK movie with these guys.
18. Jax is gonna make Motaro eat that thing!