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TysonBoi — 9 years ago(January 08, 2017 05:12 AM)

You take your girlfriend out for dinner
"WE'LL BOTH HAVE THE LAMB, RARE, WITH VERY LITTLE MINT SAUCE. YOU LIKE LAMB RIGHT SWEET PEA?"
You're in the bedroom at a Swingers party
"THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR MORE!"
You take an Ecstasy at a party
"I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING!"
Your wife gives birth to a baby boy
"HE WONT AMOUNT TO A THING! HE WONT, TRUST ME!"
You take a cruise and your friend is really nervous
"YOU KNOW, I DO BELIEVE THIS SHIP MAY SINK?!"
You're at a job interview and are asked what your strengths are
"EXCUSE ME? YOUR BEING VERY RUDE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASKING ME THIS!"
You get pulled over for speeding
"I HAVE TO GET INTO NEW YORK BY TUESDAY NIGHT! I MUST MAKE HEADLINES!"
Your young son comes home from school to show you what he did in Art Class
"GOD NOT THOSE FINGER PAINTINGS AGAIN!"
You get caught masturbating
"YOUR DISTRACTING ME, GO AWAY!"
Your girlfriend sees your penis for the first time
"I DONT SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. IT DOESN'T LOOK ANY MORE BIGGER THAN THE MAURITANIA?"
You're at a restaurant and the waiter asks what you would like
"THIS IS ABSURD. I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AT ALL. YOU ARE RUDE AND UNCOUTH, AND PRESUMPTUOUS AND I AM LEAVING NOW!"
You walk into a brothel
"AS A PAYING CUSTOMER, I EXPECT TO GET WHAT I WANT!"
You walk into an elevator and someone asks which floor
"I'M THROUGH BEING POLITE GODDAMMIT! NOW TAKE ME DOWN!"
Michael Jackson
"PLEASE I NEED MORE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OVER HERE! PLEASE!"
(Oh, I knowdon't hate me)
TySoN
I think you are the cause of this. I think you are evil. EVIL!!!

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Why is there an uncircumsized penis in your avatar?

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This thread is hilarious 😂👍

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So you're hiking a trail, hungry and thirsty, and you come to a valley. The guy in front is INCREDIBLY slow
"Want to walk a little faster through that valley?"

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Hahaha oh man, I needed this today. Thank you. Well done.

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You see a parent laying out their kid's food at a restaurant.
"You gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal?"
Eh, best I could come up with.
Little Mikey Myers that lived across the street.

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and they'll be room for one more if you don't shut that hole in your face !!

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Omg this is hilerious. Good job.

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"Touch me, Jack"
That's not the line.
Rose said, "Put your hands on me, Jack."

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an officer pulls you over for speeding, his name is Jack:
"Touch me, Jack"
Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey!
Don't piss in the pool, Jeffrey.

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STOP YELLING.

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