"And take your dancing monkey brother with you."
Love it.

After Grieco rear-ends them
Steve: you okay?
Doug: let me check starts doing the head bop dance
Richard Grieco: Great, they're starting with the neck injuries. I'm screwed.

Steve: "I feel like we're at the point where I can comfortably call you Viv, and leave out the Ica"

Steve: "or maybe she could hang out with a deer, and a hunter accidentally shoots her?"

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BEEEEEWWWWWWWWW. BEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
That's an ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart.
BEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

EMILIOOOO!!! LOL
I swear to god man the Mighty Duck himself. Gets me every time.
Night At The Roxbury is far from being a good movie but its a comedy that definitely has its moments.

"did you just grab my ass?"
"from where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility"
also love that part where the "what is love" song played in the elevator.

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it's really funny given the fact that earlier in the film, Richard hit their van, and in order not to get sued, he
pretended to be their best friend
Thanks for explaining that, cause otherwise we'd have NO idea.
I thought you knew the drill, it's kill or be killed.

one of my favorites:
Mr. Butabi; Richard Greico, what are you doing here
Richard: I just don't wanna get sued
it's really funny given the fact that earlier in the film, Richard hit their van, and in order not to get sued, he
pretended to be their best friend

"Don't go mount saint-helensings on me" (When walking on the beach)
"Why are you mad-cowing on me right now"

Best part for sure!

WOW I cant beleive everyone missed the best quote:
"Dooey.. did you just grab my ass?" - zadir
"Sir from where I'm standing thats a physical IMPOSSIBILITY" - dooey
"" - room falls silent
"..IIIII know your tricks dooey! :D" - zadir
that was jokes loool

Doug: "You know what we're going to do when we get our own club?"
Steve: "Get In?"

Steve & Doug : The whole vogue car scene in the beginning when they were pulled over by the lady cop. Doug says "Man, four months of work for nothing" LMAO!
Steve: What did we do wrong, we'll change!
Lady 1 & Lady 2: "You can't change.You & your brother are ugly pathetic losers".and I can't believe we had sex we these Ass-wads"
Doug: Akuma whattttt???

Mrs. Butabi: "What do you think of my new chin? Is it better than last year's?"

Greg: "Supplements aside, how long have we been friends?"
Steve: "All 7 years of high school."

Doug: "You have to take control of yourself."
Steve: "NO, YOU GOTTA TAKE CONTROL. I'M BARELY HANGIN' ON HEREyaaahahanaahaa."
Doug: "Relax. Think puppies and candy canes."

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did u just grab my ass?
love that one, my husband just said that to someone just last week, LOL she had no idea what he was talking about, i had to explain, LOL
oh and
"theres some good ass grabbin goin on there." when they're dancing with the girls, lol!
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Credit Vixen: I love this song
Doug or Steve (can't remember):I'm actually getting sick of it

"OMG ITS SO AWESOME"
"I KNO ITS UNBELIEVEABLE"
"O WELL ITS NOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME"
"RIGHT RIGHT"

EMILIOOOOOO!
Japan Four!!

"Is there any way we can like cancel this whole thing?"
"Or maybe she can like hang out with a deer and a hunter could like shoot her?"

"Nozzled you my friend"
But my favorite of course: "No YES!"

girl: richard greico i didnt know you know steve
richard grieco: i just dont want to be sued
probably not too accurate i love that one though