My Red Dead Online Guy is NOT Mongo — 5 years ago(July 09, 2020 03:50 PM)

Are America going to start a war with us? An invasion? ya know what? Id be HYPED for that ****! Just picture a war between the UK and US
The
SAS
squaring off with
Seal team 6
on the lawns of Buckingham palace!
The
Secret service shooting
guns at
knights on horses
!
Oasis
and
Blink182
kicking the **** out of each other with guitars on stage!
Steve Carell
gouging his thumb deep into the heavily bleeding eye socket of
Ricky Gervais
, who himself is trying to force a knife into Carells throat!
KSI
and
Logan paul
beating the **** out each other like that street fight from that ****ty Rocky film
Ohh!
Sylvester Stallone
walking through the battlefield doing his 1000 yard stare while holding
Ray Winstones
decapitated head!
Eminem, Dre
and the rest of
the G unit
do a drive by on
Busted!
(
chris Martin
from
Coldplay
gets killed in the cross fire )
Karen Gillan
and
Scarlett Johanson
having an epic cat fight and hopefully lezzing off at some point, hana.
Judi Dench
spitting her own blood and teeth at
Meryl Streep
before lunging at her
Tom Brady
holding
Gary Neville
by the throat at least 4 foot in the air,
Neville
is shouting ' How did THIS pair up happen wtf? '
Barney the dinosaur
smooshes
sooty
with his foot while picking up
sweep
with his jaws and devours him, fluff everywhere.
Connor McGregor
kicking **** out of
everybody
and
anybody
because he has been on the vodders again
Boris Johnson
giving a rousing speech on twitter about how we should fight them on the beaches but still enforce heavy fines for going to said beaches during lockdown.
Donald Trump
telling America that he did NOT have sexual relations with that woman before winking at the camera and walking away, because he knows we know he did it and he dont care, not one bit
and all this because some English Royal wanted some of that sweet young American dream like 80 years ago