MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(March 31, 2022 01:39 PM)

1. It's always winter in Colorado
2. Grade School cafeterias feature Salisbury steak.
3. Kenny dies, a LOT.
4. Drugs are bad, mkay?
5. Cartman is not fat. He's festively plump.
6. Because white people say
   "Hizzle fo schizzle"
   black people have to say
   "Flippity Foppity Floop."
7. Everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American Way!
8. The first law of physics is that anything's that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
9. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
10. All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
11. Global warming is going to strike, two days before the day after tomorrow.
12. If you want to find quality friends, you have to wade through the dicks first.
13. Hippies are everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
14. If you make fun of Tom Cruise, he will threaten to sue.
15. If you're having six glasses of wine, it's called
    "a tasting",
    and it's classy.
16. You should respect Cartman's
    authoritah.
17. When a chick says
    "We have to talk.",
    you might as well start punching yourself in the balls.
18. All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
19. Chef's
    "Chocolate Salty Balls"
    are very popular.
20. New music literally sounds like ****.
21. Shit walks and talks.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.