My version of hell is being trapped in an elevator with these ladies for perpetuity.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Meredith was such a horny freak! She doesn't wear panties!
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

𝕍𝕀𝔻𝔼𝕆-𝕊𝕋𝕆ℝ𝔼-𝕍𝔸𝔾ℝ𝔸ℕ𝕋

MEREDITH VIERA WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE SHOW..DAMN IS SHE HOT.
“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”

I’m pop

Kirk?
My password is password

I’d make whoopie with whoopi.

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

This show never recovered after Barbara Walters died.

And keep those fingers dexterous and supple!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Exactly. Nothing of interest is said because none of them can get a point across. It's all a waste of time to watch.
There are symbols you learn. It's sort of a short hand. I often wonder how I'd do. Perhaps it could be a great way to keep the mind sharp!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Have you ever wondered when women talk on these shows, how does anyone know what's being said? All they do is talk over each other and then try to talk louder than the woman sitting next to them. I don't get it, I really don't.
I always wondered what was on those little machines I see being punched away at in the court room (at least on TV). I know they're not typing like we do on a keyboard, but are there keys that are whole words? How do they get everything down?
Nope, not a job I'd want! (And you're right, totally not trying to transcribe something like The View). Eeeeek!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

he did deserve a meddle… or at the very least, a gold star!
It's annoying because someone occasionally brings up a good point. You want to hear more about it. That goes out the window because they all start chattering and they take the conversation into a new direction. I gave up long ago on that show.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

He should get the medal of valor for having to do that. Those bitches are crazy.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

My son's friend took a stenography class…. You know… Like when they type transcripts for court? As a test, he had to type the first ten minutes of an episode of The View. Can you imagine that? All of them talking at once? Now THAT is the ultimate test.
My son's friend isn't a court stenographer…. He does closed captioning for TV now.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I've never seen an entire "show." Only seen clips in passing. They're always talking over each other. They talk too much. Nothing's ever truly discussed. And the audience is faux-applauding all the time.
Excuse me, just stepping through, excuse me,…
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

I can't watch any of them! More than annoying. Downright OBNOXIOUS!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I can't stand this **** either. Bunch of annoying cackling hens…