Oh my goodness what are you on?

LMFAO!

Jon Voight for the win. That made my day.

LOL!!! Funniest thing I've read in a while.

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Please put it on youtube or tumblr and hit me back here or PM

Way to take someone elses thread joke, embellish it and totaly make it . . not funny.
exactly
HELP AGGRAVATE THE STATUS QUO, VOTE AGAINST EVERY INCUMBENT YOU SEE ON A BALLOT.

Way to take someone elses thread joke, embellish it and totaly make it . . not funny.
Yer big Dufus.

No wonder Angelina Jolie isn't in the movie!

The infamous Voight scene is not on the dvd. I have a bootleg copy of the scene I got at a comic convention last june. Your rumors are not quite accurate. He is covered in honey, not whipped cream. He is frustrated and puts on a football helmet in the locker room and storms at Mox saying, "Here, give me the beeping oop de oop!" While slapping his own ass. The scene worked but it slowed down the picture.
I bought it for $10

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, hilarious. Love it.

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Well, there is always Midnight Cowboy. I really forgot what he looked like 40 years ago.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously? I think people would be laughing at it too hard to take it seriously. Nothing against Jon Voight but do U want to see him nude?

The only banned scene I know about is when a frustrated Jon Voight strides around the locker room naked, with whipped cream on his nipples, genitals and buttocks crevasse, yelling, "All right, you pussieseat me! Go ahead, EAT ME!"
It's included in the Deleted Scenes on the DVD. Voight was angry that it was deleted, and Hollywood insiders state that that scene alone could have garnered him an Oscar nomination.

"The football movie that included that scene was "The Program." The scene was eventually deleted because some stupid-ass kids decided to imitate what they saw in the film. Guess what? They died because they were stupid, and all I can say is "good riddance." Why Touchstone (or whoever the distributor was) chose to excise the scene is beyond me; bastardizing a film in order to save the lives of morons who can't tell the difference between fiction and reality is incredibly stupid. If you're dumb enough to lie down in front of a speeding tractor-trailer, you deserve to die. beep 'em if they can't take a joke."
Total agreement but rememberTouchstone is part of Disney and Disney seems to immediately change anything in their movies if just one person is stupid and/or complains. They cut ONE LINE from a song in "Aladdin" because some Arab group complained! The line mentions cutting off a person's hand. Now that DID happen in the book "1001 Nights" (which "Aladdin" was taken from) but Disney just cut the line to make them happy. That's just utter stupidity.

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No that was a college football movie called The Program.

The movie with that scene was "Cool Runnings"

there was a movie with that scene. i don't know that it was banned or what movie that was either.