"who said I was getting divorced!!"

The dog licking annoying mom's mouth, after lapping up own her son's semen.
Someone's at the door

"Hey, Joy. Was he kind of Latino-looking and a little acne-scarred?"
"Yeah, you know, like Edward James Olmos?"
Using words to describe art is like using a screw driver to cut roast beef.

oh, ha ha! i didn't get it - thanks!
Someone's at the door

When Allen connects the phone again, and Helen Jordan [Lara Flynn Boyle] calls him instantly, and tells him: I've had you on auto-rediall all night. xD
Also, when Trish says to her children: Let's hope you don't catch what Johnny's having.
That's some hardcore dark humor right there.
Oh, the humanity

Had to be the end when the kid announces it to his family. It had me rolling.

I was laughing A LOT in this film, but the biggest laugh out of me was when the kid came at the end, the dog licks it up, licks the mother of the kid's mouth, the kid comes in and says "I came" end movie. LOL this movie was so fcked up but so hilarious in so many parts

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"'Who is that boring person?' they think."
He was genius.
I know, Extreme Sport Punk #1. I know.

When Allen tells his psychiatrist that he's really boring and describes his voice as being boring in a really monotone boring voice - the part about the psychiatrist himself becoming bored is too obvious I admit, but right before then, just hilarious.

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you."
"I'm not laughing though."

You - not me - YOU, will always be beep .
I found the movie darkly depressing rather than darkly comic, but it still had some funny black moments.

u mean when he answer the fone like normal mans and say 'Data resources', hana?

Prajee Malloo June 29, 2025 08:00 PM
Member since January 31, 2025
dear
please check it 3922 secands and u will see I am say the truth, hana
I listened to it, you just skipped a few details, young buna-bastard. 🧦

Lucky Boy June 29, 2025 08:02 PM
Member since October 28, 2020
plus this clip is more funny when his friend come to talk about the football and Alan pretend to know what the friend is talk about, hana
Ok, the buna-bastards will continue their sock-soliloquy. 🧦🧦
Tschüß.

plus this clip is more funny when his friend come to talk about the football and Alan pretend to know what the friend is talk about, hana

dear
please check it 3922 secands and u will see I am say the truth, hana

Prajee Malloo June 29, 2025 07:37 PM
Member since January 31, 2025
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman's obscene phone call: "I know who you really are. You're a zero, a black hole…"
very funny when he is say he will pump her hard, then she ask for the pump and he explain he cannot do and then more funny when she ask him to call tomorrow and he say, OK, hana
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That's not how the talk went and you know it, you little buna-bastard. 🧦

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's obscene phone call: "I know who you really are. You're a zero, a black hole…"
very funny when he is say he will pump her hard, then she ask for the pump and he explain he cannot do and then more funny when she ask him to call tomorrow and he say, OK, hana
3922 secands

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's obscene phone call: "I know who you really are. You're a zero, a black hole"
Funny movie!

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Vlad: I love New Jersey
Joy: Don't you miss Russia?
Vlad: F@ck the c-nt of Russia
Joy: Well I guess it's best to feel that way
If you think Pantera is good music, you married your cousin and your retarded son's name is Cletus

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Hahaha, loved the line: "You're beep I'm champagne". Also Kristina: "I'm a passionate woman" - after exclaiming she doesn't like sex. Johnny's dad: "Do you think I should get him a professional". Mona to Lenny: "I'm gonna have to get another effing facelift!!"