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Guy: "I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
Jason: "A lathe? Get off the line Guy!"
"No f@cking sh`t lady does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!"

"What are you, stoned?"
Sam Rockwell was totally awesome in this movie
"You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody

Hehe, yeah, good one. I also love the lines after they transport the rock monster into the midst of the alien soldiers.

All of these are goodI like Tony when he uploads the rock monster saying, "It's the little things in life"
Brandon's mom: "Well, at least he's outside."
But I give Weaver the best lines:
"Whoever wrote this episode should be shot!"
Cracks me up every time!
One of my all-time favorite films that always makes me laugh out loud. I would love to know if Rickman and the others had as much fun making it as we do watching it. I know, it is just a job and is very hard work, but still
Cheers!

When, going through the mine field the first time:
Dane: "Can you try not to hit every single one of them"
Then after they get through the mine field and the last of the mines are exploding around them, Tommy screams:
"AH, AH, AH" and his expression is absolutely classic.

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I literally saw this and read your post at the same time!

My favorite: after the crew's first encounter with Sarris, Alexander goes stumbling off of the command deck and Gwen says to him "where are you going?", and he replies "to see if there's a pub!"

Toss up between that and "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay? "
Then again my favorite line in
As Good As It Gets
is when Udall looks at Simon's open suitcase on the bed and says "Nice Packing". Not listed in the quotes.
CB
Good Times, Noodle Salad

Guy: "ooohh.that's not right!"

Yeah, that's a great touch. The whole movie is so incredibly pitch perfect. The writer was a f'n genius. Well, not Einstein genius, but you know.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

Probably one of my favorites, especially how he ends it with taking in a big gulp of air and holding his breath.

"IS THERE AIR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
This. This makes me lose it, every single time.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

In the 1970s porn movie "Flesh Gordon" there's a scene where Dr. Zarkov walks out of the spaceship, takes a deep breath, then says "Good - there's air here."

IS THERE AIR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!

"Look around you, can fashion some form of a rudimentary lathe.GET OFF THE LINE GUY"

"You have a last name, Guy"
"DO I!? DO I?"

"Well, he's outside."

Same. It's hilarious.
www.last.fm/user/Muinaiset

So many funny lines in this movie, as people post it just reminds me of how many there are!
Malthazar after they won the fight. "The ship was as big as this." "A very clever deception!"

Yes "give him a big hand, he's British!" is good, esp wehn Alan Rickman looks so confused.

Mine had to be the miners/minors confusion:
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.
I just giggle insanely to myself because it's such a great, common homophone issue.

when Tony Shaloub wlaks away looking at the floor and sayswow.these floors are really cleanit was like a Monk moment