You're right! I forgot about that. Must be lacunar amnesia.

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Nah you're missing the point. He's meant to sound geeky and clumsy, as he is THE ENTIRE MOVIE. "In the history of the world" is clearly one of his over-exaggerated, weird phrases.
And it would make sense he could only conjure something cheesy but genuine feeling this much enthusiasm in the moment.

Um I think we can say with a good deal of certainty that this movie does not represent "real life".

It's was horrible. How the hell would he know that anyway? In real life lines like that wouldn't fly.

ROFLMAO!
I also thought it was cheesy but hilarious when he said, "I'm being careful. I'm a dentist."
Like, WTF.

I think that line was kind of a nod to his character in 'Friends'. Chandler was always saying stuff like that, though not quite as seriously. My favorite was when he was trying to break up with Janice and he ended up hitting her by accident. He shouts to Phoeby 'This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!!'. Funny stuff. Just his tendancy to exagerate the importance of things.

Yeah, i always feel a little embarassed for the actors when i hear that line. the movie works well as a comedy, but not so much as a romantic comedy.

oh no

Those lines were pretty lame but it's definitely not the lamest line I have ever heard in a movie. Most Lifetime movies have a lot of lame lines.
The most lame line I have heard my boyfriend can't even listen to it because it literally hurts his brain. It's from Heartbeat, "I now pronounce you man, wife, and family" (they had a baby and then got married).

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'im mr. careful'that line was meant to be cheesy and funny, coz OZ was trying to sound real smooth, cool and as if he had everything undercontrolbut hes just a dork

That one was cheesy, but it was cheesy purposely and in a good way.
The lame guy is finally doing something 'cool' and he hams it up with the whole, "I'm Mr. Careful," cue the audience laughing at his dorkiness.

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A little over the top, trite and silly but he made his point- that he is a dork.

I think it was meant to be lame. This whole movie is poking fun at itself. Oz is really dorky. He wouldn't say anything smooth; he would say something lame.

Yeahmuch as I love, love, love Matthew Perry, it kinda was
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