You may have already said this, but look on Newgrounds.com for a user called 'Legendary Frog' who made a version of the Resident Evil opening video, taking the mick out of the bad acting and sillyness etc.
It's really worth it - very very funny.

That's a good one.
Who scripted this game?
"You killed Captain Clown, YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN"-The Joker on Batman TAS

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the intro had to be the funniest for me
(after Joseph gets killed by monster dogs, 5 seconds later)
Jill: JOOSEPH!!
the funny thng about that was, they stood there watching for about 5 seconds, then Jill decids to say something
the the next funniset part for me is:
(the alpha team runs from the zombie dogs than it shows a shot of joseph's dead corpse, then show the alpha team just standing there AGAIN)
Chris: WAIT! don't go!
: give me 100,000 jumps now!

The line that cracks me up every time is Rebeccas when you save both Jill and her playing as Chris. I think it's right before the final fight with Tyrant in front of the elevator. You hear some monsters growling or something, Rebecca takes a deep breath in and screams out "Look at those MOOOOOOOOOOOONSTEEEEEEEERS !!!".

The single MOST cheesiest ridiculous line ever in original RE1 is..when you play with Chris and Rebecca has to practice before playing the piano part to reveal the secret door and choose the answer "Let Rebecca practice the piano"(or something)
Chris says:
"Just relax and play"
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Lolol!!!1!1!!one afk

The script and the hand-motions are hilarious.

(Some of these will have already been mentioned before but I will coment on what I write here)
Barry: What is it?
(I'm not sure how many times he says this but it's a lot and it's ALWAYS verry flattly like it's no big deal)
Rebecca : Its me Chris.
Chris : Is that you Rebecca?
(Yes, she just said so)
Richard: (Monotone) This house isFull of demons
Jill: What sort of "demon" attacked you?
Richard: AHugesnakeouch!
(Richard really doesn't sound like he's dying here, despite have in massive snake bite in his chest, and if I were him I'd say a lot more than just "Ouch")
Rebecca: CHRIS!! CHRIS!!
(Please shut up!! Most of the time she shouts Chris's name out for no reason, She is the oposite to Barry as far as acting is concerened - While Barry adresses very serious events by UNDERacting Rebecca adresses basic events by OVERacting!)
Chris: We got to the ROOT of the problem
(This line - while cheesey could still have been funny, but Chris had to say it an "I'm reading from a script" type way)
A massive plant is holding Chris in the air - ready to kill him
Rebecca: Chris! You'll DIE!!!
(I think he's worked that out already thank you!)
Barry: it's very powerful on living things!
(I got a different reaction here - All of you are going "As aposed to DEAD things" but really in Resident Evil a weapon that only hurts LIVING things is pretty useless!)

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I always liked the;
"I hope this isn't Chris's blood!" line
Barry may as well have said; 'it'sit's tomato ketchup!'
'I hope this isn't Chris's tomato ketchup!'
Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt!

Hey! I posted something there just now at this very ungodly hour of the night!
Please can someone listen? I swear I made this by myself, using sounds from RE1 no plagiarism here.
http://media.putfile.com/Barrys-ADD
It's about Barry being stupid on that part with the ceiling I'm gonna animate this someday if people like it.
When you blink, you close your eyes, and you walk with your feet and not your shoes.

Barry: i hope this isnt chris' blood
Barry: i'll stay here and examine this
seriously, what is there to examine? its a puddle of blood
Did you pay the gas bill?
Do you realize what you've done?!

when jill finds richard lying on the floor.
Richard: jillbecarefuluh.uh.uuhhhh.
the way he says that line so blandly cracks me up!

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Yeah that one is classic.
http://www.evilunleashed.com/v2/index.php?section=misc&page=soundtracks-re
Resident Evil Perfect Album - Disc 2 - Chris Redfield
Resident Evil Perfect Album - Disc 2 - Jill Valentine
For all the voice acting.

Incase no-one looks at the other threads, please go here
http://media.putfile.com/Resident-Evil-87
to listen to a hilarious parody of Resident Evil 1. It uses only sounds and voices from the original PS1 game but its put together really well.

I still remember one of the earliest player's guides. There was one particular screenshot with Barry and Jill, and the magazine publishers added a speech balloon pointing at Jill, containing the words 'If you say "What is it?" one more time I'll pop you one. Got that?'
Honestly, I wish I'd counted the number of times someone said 'What is it/this/that?' within the Jill game. It was insane!

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BARRY: I'm going too. Chris is an old partner ya'know.
WESKER: Ok. Let me deal with this! (a completely empty hall)
Doesn't Wesker sound heroic.

Wesker: "This is the ultimate lifeform, Tyrant!"
Chris: "Ho ho ho ha ha ha."
Wesker: "Chris?"
Chris: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Wesker: "Stop it!"

I HAVE to mention the intro
"Chris Redfield.Jill Valentine Barry Burton..Rebecca ChambersAlbert Wesker!!!"
(A huge flame explosion)
"RESIDENT EVIL!!!"

Jill: Joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeph!!
(After arriving at the mansion)
Barry: What is this?!
Wesker: Wow . . . WHAT A MANSION!
Jill: Captain Wesker, where's Chris?
Wesker: Stopit!! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!!
Jill: But Chris is . . .
(Gunshot)
Barry: What is it?
(In dining room)
Barry: WHAT?! What is this?
Jill: What is it?
Barry: Blood.
(After fleeing from first zombie encounter)
Jill: Barry?
Barry: What is it?
Jill: Watch out! It's a monster!
Barry: Let me take care of this. (kills zombie) What is it?! (Anyone noticing a pattern with Barry here?)
Jill: Now it's Wesker's time to dissappear!
You have to listen to it to get the full effect, but I just couldn't stop laughing after Rebecca's line, like she found out Santa Clause really exists or something:
Wesker: Enrico?! I'll destroy the S.T.A.R.S. myself, including you.
Rebecca: REALLY?!
Wesker: I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men . . .
Chris: (chortling) Is this . . .?
Wesker: That's right. This is the ultimate life form . . . TYRANT!!
Chris: (laughs, like he just heard a really good joke)
Wesker: Chris . . .?
Chris: (continues laughing)
Wesker: (whines)Stop it.
dies laughing Oh God . . . there's way too much to list. Funniest dialogue I've ever heard.
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns

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