A few parts stood out for me.
Alexandra's parts are super funny
"I'm here because I was in the comic book."
removes tape "OMG!!! It's Lance from Dujour."
gasps "You slept with him!!"
When Fiona is talking to the delegates about the Josie ears, the sound of the feathers on the wire when she swings around cracks me up every time.
When Wyatt is trying to convince Josie to stay in instead of going to see Alan M and he says "I'm running a label here, Josephine."
Funny enough outside Mel it's all the supporting characters who have the best lines.

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM, EVERYONE LOVES EVERYONE!
Dear Lord, I did not expect to like this film as much as I did.

Pretty much anything from Alan Cummings! This was his funniest role in my opinion-
Marco- Aw, too bad your Mama couldn't give you a good face.
Wyatt- TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!
Marco- I'm sorry, Travis.
Wyatt- Oh I'm sorry Valerie, I had no idea you weren't in here. Hahaha!
Wyatt- Don't worry Fiona, I'll have a band for you first thing in the morning!
(Throws m&m at him)
"Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled."

We landed outside of a metalica concert and got beaten up!

DuJour means seat belts!

Du Jour means crash positions!!!!!
My baby sister cries (looks up with head tilted & high pitched voice) day & for something to eat

I love when Josie says Wyatt "who do you keep calling?"
And he raplies "I'm running a label Josephine" and then goes on to quote Cyprus Hill! gets me everytime
Do guys like "the thing"?
They like it better than no thing.

I love the beginning of the movie with DuJour on the plane and all of them are fighting:
Travis: Wyatt, can you talk to Marco for me about him always doing my face. Ever since we did the "Wha?" video he's been doing the ^ face, and it's
mine
. You see him on TRL, "Hi, Carson! ^", you see him on the cover of Teen Magazine "Hi, little girl, beauty secrets! ^" It's my face. It's
my
face.
Marco: Hey, Travis, am I doing your, uh, ^, face, ^, cause it's such a good face. ^
Travis:
It's my face!
Wyatt: Travis, I will call the choreographer and we will get you a new face.
Marco: Too-bad-your-mama-couldn't-give-you-a-good-face!
Wyatt: Take that back right now!
LMAO Cracks me up every time.
I think I got the majority of the dialogue right, haven't seen that part of the movie on tv in forever since my tape broke.
Last movie I watched:
Rat Race
"I don't question
your
existence."~God
J.U.A.

the fact that josie is walking around in clear 5 inch stripper heals for 3/4 of the movie and she still comes below alan m.'s shoulders in the heels standing next to him.

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When Mel gets obsessed with the idea of being in two places at once and goes running around Josie's house - "I could be in here!" and "I could be in the livingroom" - while the rest of the group simply ignore her

"Take the Chevy to the levy"
but I also like: "You can't play here! I have things to sell here they're new they're orange!!!"

I liked when fiona and wyatt revealed who they really were and wyatt goes "It's me, wally. White-ass Wally!" Its just funny to me lol

I dug the MTV news segment about the plane crash:
"Mega Records could not be reached for comment, but has announced the release of a Du Jour career anthology CD collection, in stores tomorrow"
and the closeout shot of the Du Jour video in slo-mo with the legend "Du Jour 2000 - 2001"

Anything Dujour said or did, especially Lance creeping up to a heartbroken Alexandra during the girls' concert.
Mr. Moviefone on Josie's CD: Val thinks you can't sing. Seriously, she told me!
Wyatt (to Fiona): Lithping Litha?
Wyatt: It's me! Wally! White-Ass Wally!
Mel: Oh my God, it's Carson!
Carson (in a mocking voice): Oh my God, it's MELODY!
Aries (was that his name? It's been too long since those guys were famous) doing the Bill Cosby impersonation as he advances on Val: I'm gonna kill youUUU!
And finallyan honourable mention for Alan M.'s car song to Josie. It wasn't particularly hilarious, but damn it, he's cute!

That was mentioned, but with so many posts it could be hard to notice.
My favorite part is when they listen to 3 small words through the megasound 8000 for the first time and Melody goes "I want a big mac" and Val and Josie are like but your a vegetarian and Melody goes "Yeah but I still want one"
perfect her timing and reaction is perfect

Years and years of this thread and nobody mentions when Alexander can't buy the matching pants? Has anybody watched this movie!

I love the Du Jour bit too! I also really like "we've found that subliminal messaging works better in movies! Josie and the Pussycats is the best movie ever! Join the army!"
You give me joy that's unspeakable, Jesus I am so in love with You

I always thought the best part was the whole prologue thing with Du Jour
"Du Jour means hygiene!"
"Du Jour means friendship!"
"Du Jour means family!"
"Du Jour means teamwork!"
"Du Jour means seatbelts!"
"Du Jour means crash positions!"

FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming.
Fiona: [under her breath] And neither will you.
FBI Agent Kelly: What?
Fiona: [after long pause] Huh? What?
FBI Agent Kelly: What did you just say?
Fiona: I didn't say anything.
FBI Agent Kelly: Yes you did. I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you."
Fiona: [dumbly] I did?
FBI Agent Kelly: We all heard you.
Fiona: Oh what I meant was: "And neither will you guys," the teenagers. I was just emphasizing my point.
FBI Agent Kelly: Oh, okay.
Fiona: [under her breath] That was close.
FBI Agent Kelly: What?
Fiona: Um what I meant to say was: "That was close to being a special moment between the two of us."
and
Fino:THE CHINESE GUY KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!

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haha this thread has been going on for a long time! and nobody has mentioned all the codes that wyatt uses! like "take the chevy to they levy" when they jump out of the plane, or "smells like teen spirit" when they kidnap the rebel teenager.
and how they change colors
"oh my god, pink is the new red!"
"you guys, orange is the new pink!"
"you can't play here, i'm selling stuff, stuff that's orange!"
and josie telling alexandra that the lip gloss might hide her mustache

Ooh, coasters!
Be the crown. Wear the crown. You are the crown.

My favorite part is when they ask Missi Pyle what she is even doing there and she says "I'm here because I wa sin the comic" haha.