For the people who complained that Pierce Brosnan's Bond was too much like a British Superman, what about some of the stuff that Roger Moore's Bond did like him being able to hang on to an airplane in
Octopussy
(not to mention, his Tarzan yell in the same movie)?

Forget MI:6. He should go work for the Justice League because he's clearly Superman.
Exactly!
And don't forget: He also survived when the little rocket car he was driving flew off the edge of the iceburg on a cable line, got yanked back, and slammed into the side of the iceburg. That would've crushed all the bones in your or my body. But not Bond!
Somebody get that man a phone booth!

Your post humors me. You're really funny

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You'll be face-palming at the Daniel Craig Bond films then
You need to realize that Bond is invincible. The actors whom have played the role even stated it's basically a parody. Bond is an action hero, a veritable angel of death that spends the run time of his films laying women, surviving impossible situations, and gunning down/beating his enemies in his path to death.
You need to just accept it.
Also how are you ripping on the absurdity of DAD and not mention Moonraker? It was Bond in SPACE, with LASER FIGHTS.
Ron beep Swanson is the greatest thing that ever happened to television.

the one played by Daniel Craig?