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Godsgift06_05 — 15 years ago(December 15, 2010 03:37 PM)

I know it's a very serious dramatic movie but I just started it for the first time in a while and the line that always gets me is the woman John calls from under the desk when she says Me? I can't. I don't know anything, it's my first dayjust the way she says it is so funny.

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When the black guy wants to get a bucket of chicken.

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JOHN Q: "You can take my heartand put it in him" [You done lost yo damn mind]

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Don't remember the exact line, but it was when Mitch called that black guy Tyrone.

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well my funny line is
when the emergency van came with a wounded person and Johnny Came out with the gun and said leave him here and just before they left he asked what happened to him.. he said "GUN SHOT".
that line crack me out 🙂

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^^Yeah, it probably was an ad-lib from Denzel haha!
The "it's an emergency room" line was pretty funny too. I also loved when Liotta went over to the cops and said: "The old man's upset, anyone find his Depends?" LOL!!
That was funny as hell!
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

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HAHA the first time I saw that part I immediately thought that somebody must have come up with that "it's an emergency room" joke and then just built this movie around it!
The "if Mitch is B Positive" line seemed like an ad lib from Washington, it came out so easily and everyone laughed like it was their first time hearing that line.

You're as obvious as Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish.

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Frank: "Is anybody hurt?"
John: "It's an emergency room, everybody's hurt."
"I "heet" the Canadian?"

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"hey John. You my hee-ro" LMAO
i know it was supposed to be a serious line but the way he delivered it was just hahaha
"Pain Transforms The Sensitive Into Cynics"

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paul, I was just gonna post that same line. 🙂
"Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book"

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Max Conlin: So what? Are you just gonna go in there and off yourself?
John Q. Archibald: Only one thing is gonna stop me.
Max Conlin: Yeah, and what is that?
John Q. Archibald: If Mitch is B positive.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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The line where the doctor says he doesn't care if he is disbarred.

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"We all know you from the slapaho tribe."
hahahahaha
and every line with "bruthaman" and "tyrone" in it. hahahahaha

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