Bobby Tomlinson said...
It was awful awful Enders.
Oh yeah I had a look on DS the other day. Christ are they all stupid. It seems I had an influence there…there’s a poster on there called Seagull’s Nipple now and he keeps on inventing fictional daft plot lines for Enders and reporting them as though fact and the posters on there just take him at face value.
Perhaps DS need you back Bobby to take the heat away from Seagull's Nipple and let everyone get on with their own theories
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∂³∑x² said...
I knew the name but once you brought the tie association in I really knew who you meant
I only say my friend on Hogmanay and so don't know what she thought of the 2025 episodes of Enders yet
I'll catch up with her soon though and ask
It was awful awful Enders.
Oh yeah I had a look on DS the other day. Christ are they all stupid. It seems I had an influence there…there’s a poster on there called Seagull’s Nipple now and he keeps on inventing fictional daft plot lines for Enders and reporting them as though fact and the posters on there just take him at face value.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I thought that you already knew who Nigel was!!!
Anyway the new years episodes have aired. What did your friend think of these? I really didn’t like them, I thought they were too silly and rubbish. BAD Enders!
I knew the name but once you brought the tie association in I really knew who you meant
I only say my friend on Hogmanay and so don't know what she thought of the 2025 episodes of Enders yet
I'll catch up with her soon though and ask
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∂³∑x² said...
Ah right, the guy with the ties. I know who you mean now Bobby
Yeah, I didn't like him much
I thought that you already knew who Nigel was!!!
Anyway the new years episodes have aired. What did your friend think of these? I really didn’t like them, I thought they were too silly and rubbish. BAD Enders!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
My love of jazzy ties was inspired by the character of Nigel all these years ago.
Ah right, the guy with the ties. I know who you mean now Bobby
Yeah, I didn't like him much
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∂³∑x² said...
I only do ties to weddings and funerals Bobby and so am rather limited in my knowledge of them
But a tie while cooking isn't a smart thing to do
You could get it caught up in a blender, or set it on fire or all sorts of other troublesome things.
Maybe a clip-on if you have one
My love of jazzy ties was inspired by the character of Nigel all these years ago.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I like to put on a jazzy tie too. I have a large collection of jazzy ties and I like choosing one out of them to wear for company.
I only do ties to weddings and funerals Bobby and so am rather limited in my knowledge of them
But a tie while cooking isn't a smart thing to do
You could get it caught up in a blender, or set it on fire or all sorts of other troublesome things.
Maybe a clip-on if you have one
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∂³∑x² said...
No I'm all about kinetics and scents and tasting while telling and listening to stories Bobby
Dining for me should be all about interaction and participation, preferably with some background music which isn't too distracting or niche for common appreciation
Doesn't matter who I am cooking with, be they experts who can do wonders with my limited tools or happy enough to peel a potato or two. Chat and wine while talking about just about anything make the whole experience from prep to post-dinner bemusement a worthwhile experience
I like to put on a jazzy tie too. I have a large collection of jazzy ties and I like choosing one out of them to wear for company.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
But baking is all part and parcel of female friends and having them round! Then you talk about your feelings and stuff and they get bored but try to pretend that they’re not.
No I'm all about kinetics and scents and tasting while telling and listening to stories Bobby
Dining for me should be all about interaction and participation, preferably with some background music which isn't too distracting or niche for common appreciation
Doesn't matter who I am cooking with, be they experts who can do wonders with my limited tools or happy enough to peel a potato or two. Chat and wine while talking about just about anything make the whole experience from prep to post-dinner bemusement a worthwhile experience
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∂³∑x² said...
I can't do bakery baking Bobby
That's all about accuracy and measurements which doesn't gel with me
But I'd certainly have some apple pie if I was visiting someone and they made it
I'm off to the Tharries thread!
But baking is all part and parcel of female friends and having them round! Then you talk about your feelings and stuff and they get bored but try to pretend that they’re not.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I would do baking too like bake apple pie and offer them some when they come round.
I’ve started a thread on Tharries by the way, check it.
I can't do bakery baking Bobby
That's all about accuracy and measurements which doesn't gel with me
But I'd certainly have some apple pie if I was visiting someone and they made it
I'm off to the Tharries thread!
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∂³∑x² said...
It's an interesting take Bobby, that's for sure
I'm more of the just hanging like I do with regular friends but always thinking that they fancy me but don't want to risk their friendship over the chance of rejection
I'm kind of unisex with regards to how awesome I am
But the jumper and knowing who Paul Hollywood (Without Googling him) does have a certain
Je ne sais quoi
to it Bobby
I would do baking too like bake apple pie and offer them some when they come round.
I’ve started a thread on Tharries by the way, check it.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
That’s how I envision my relationship with a female friend being, if I had one.
Lots of selfies of me freshly shaven or wearing a new jumper with captions such as ‘mmmm looky here, who is this dash gent. ’ 🤭 Then random messages sent as I sit there cross legged such as ‘I sit here flicking through channels and who do I see but Paul Hollywood’. That type of thing.
That’s what I would want from a female friend.
It's an interesting take Bobby, that's for sure
I'm more of the just hanging like I do with regular friends but always thinking that they fancy me but don't want to risk their friendship over the chance of rejection
I'm kind of unisex with regards to how awesome I am
But the jumper and knowing who Paul Hollywood (Without Googling him) does have a certain
Je ne sais quoi
to it Bobby
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∂³∑x² said...
I don't have that type of relationship with her Bobby
Or anyone for that matter
I will however mention that Nigel has had a shave and that you think he look smoother and more suave for it
I will mention my Ethel AI entity and the Dot Common virus needed to bring it down though. That should cheer her up
That’s how I envision my relationship with a female friend being, if I had one.
Lots of selfies of me freshly shaven or wearing a new jumper with captions such as ‘mmmm looky here, who is this dash gent. ’ 🤭 Then random messages sent as I sit there cross legged such as ‘I sit here flicking through channels and who do I see but Paul Hollywood’. That type of thing.
That’s what I would want from a female friend.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Ok well I’ll keep you up to date then. Nigel has had a shave in today’s episode and is looking more like his old self.
Perhaps you could have a shave, send her the pictures (and say things like ‘looky looky here! Smooth and suave. Sexy man!’) and that might make her think of Nigel having a shave and she’ll begin talking about it.
I don't have that type of relationship with her Bobby
Or anyone for that matter
I will however mention that Nigel has had a shave and that you think he look smoother and more suave for it
I will mention my Ethel AI entity and the Dot Common virus needed to bring it down though. That should cheer her up
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∂³∑x² said...
I could do a little prep first and then appear more knowledgeable than I am Bobby
I'm quite good at using that as a tool to get more information out of people
Ok well I’ll keep you up to date then. Nigel has had a shave in today’s episode and is looking more like his old self.
Perhaps you could have a shave, send her the pictures (and say things like ‘looky looky here! Smooth and suave. Sexy man!’) and that might make her think of Nigel having a shave and she’ll begin talking about it.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
The whole idea is to tell her that you know about Nigel thus garnering her opinion, but it’s how to go about all that naturally.
I could do a little prep first and then appear more knowledgeable than I am Bobby
I'm quite good at using that as a tool to get more information out of people
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∂³∑x² said...
I'll just stick to the Nigel angle for now Bobby
The whole idea is to tell her that you know about Nigel thus garnering her opinion, but it’s how to go about all that naturally.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well I’ve got LOADS that you could use!!
I'll just stick to the Nigel angle for now Bobby
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∂³∑x² said...
She knows that I don't watch TV Bobby.
She'd be suspicious
Well I’ve got LOADS that you could use!!
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I have another text message idea if you don’t like that one…
You could send ‘hey there, I’ve just been channel flicking and came across the repeat of the Enders Christmas episodes. I didn’t know that Nigel had come back into it! Wowee!!’.
She knows that I don't watch TV Bobby.
She'd be suspicious
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∂³∑x² said...
I'll certainly mention it when I next see her Bobby.
I know she'll be happy to talk about it and give me her thoughts on it which I shall convey to you
I have another text message idea if you don’t like that one…
You could send ‘hey there, I’ve just been channel flicking and came across the repeat of the Enders Christmas episodes. I didn’t know that Nigel had come back into it! Wowee!!’.
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Bobby Tomlinson said...
I can’t think of other people, I’m too stuck on her and always will be.
Anyway this is upsetting me now so I’m changing the subject. I think that you could send your female friend a message about Nigel quite easily! Just ask her if she’s watched anything good this Christmas and then follow that up with ‘hey I heard that Nigel is back in Enders!’.
I'll certainly mention it when I next see her Bobby.
I know she'll be happy to talk about it and give me her thoughts on it which I shall convey to you
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∂³∑x² said...
I think a note with a goodbye would be the best way Bobby
Just to say that you think it's best for you each to be truly free of each others thoughts and for her to be happy kind of affair
That way she could relax a little and you could move onto someone who actually appreciates you.
I can’t think of other people, I’m too stuck on her and always will be.
Anyway this is upsetting me now so I’m changing the subject. I think that you could send your female friend a message about Nigel quite easily! Just ask her if she’s watched anything good this Christmas and then follow that up with ‘hey I heard that Nigel is back in Enders!’.
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