M favourite line: "Like to rock?"

God damn Peterson! I haven't seen your black ass in ages!

I'm shocked no one has mentioned my favorite line yet.
"Always leave them wanting more."

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SAM YOUNG BABY!

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"You'd better cure cancer, kid."
Major Richard Winters:
We're not lost, Private we're in Normandy.

omg this is probably my favorite comedy movie at the time. But my favorite line is definetely at the end, where the director kid ( i cant remember his name X( ) is being interviewed, and a kid says, "Aren't you a little young to be a director?" Then he replies, "SHUT THE beep UP! NEXT QUESTION!" ahahahahahahahaahaahahahhaha the timing and line was perfect

^^ Yeah that line! Then the other girl immediately back-tracks away from that hilarious response:
"Okayyyy, moving on."

I know it't kind of disturbing but mine was when the two porn stars are talking about virginity and prom night in the sex ed vid.. The one porn star say something to the other porn star like
"Of course I lost my virginity on senior prom night, didn't you?"
And she says all sheepishly
"Uhhm I was 10."

Hey deep baby, you are so right dude! Now that you mention it, I think I remember that line myself. Didn't Matt say that when he went into the motel room with Danielle? It was just a little throw-away line, but I loved it too. He was referring to some crappy print hanging on the wall in the room, wasn't he?
I know this movie had lots of big funny flashy lines, like "F*uck her for me, Matt!" etc. But for my money, a little line like "Is this a Monet?" is definitely worth the squeeze.

I have a Couple of lines, but this two i think are the best
"I swear to god Matt, if you don't fuk her, I'll kill myself.."
"Fuk her for me Matt, for meee!"
Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: SHUT THE beep UP! Next question.
Theres one more that i love just because i know somebody with this last name
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
James Cole: I'm here about some monkeys.

"I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom"
And then the guy in the sex-ed movie: "We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas!!" LMFAO
'What? I cook!'
'Offering people gum, is not cooking.'

"Alright people, let's make some beep beep

"You know who has the killer bud? This fvcker right here!" And then Kelly pulls a totally unsuspecting Klitz up to him. I about died.
Something about the way Klitz said "Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal!" to the porn star at the convention really cracked me up as well.
The prurient herself!

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See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but
hugo posh is also heart
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That and his face while saying it lol

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i dont know how to post with doing it as a reply but w/e
i dont know how nobody said this line yet
"See, Hugo posh isnt just tits, he isnt just asslaughsI'm me hugo posh is those things, but hugo posh is also heart" I love that line lol

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Love that line. So few people could have pulled that line off but timothy does it.

"We're a beep tripod"

Hahah, I haven't seen this movie in some time but I still say, "I haven't seen your black ass in ages!"

My fav. quote will def. be this:
Kelly: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - beep, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
Why So Serious?