TheNater — 9 years ago(January 08, 2017 10:55 PM)

Given the choice between watching even just the trailer of this movie or being waterboarded with the urine collected exclusively from urinals at the local asparagus festival while ghost peppers are ground into my eye sockets and Nickleback blares in the background, I am going to have to go with the less painful option. Yes, Nickleback is cruel and unusual punishment, and waterboarding with asparagus pee while getting ghost peppered is no picnic, but this movie is so terrible, the choice is easy.