"Manos: The Hands of Fate" is much, much worse. At least this film had a lot of smokin' hot barely legal naked chicks in it.
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I saw this movie late one night way back when I was maybe 19. It was by far, the absolute worst film I had ever seen in my life at that point. It still may be. This movie is HORRIBLE but I don't hate it. Watching this movie, in it's entirety, was so incredibly entertaining with its horrendousness, I couldn't put it down. Over the next week I told all of my friends about it.This is a piece of my cultural history. This is like the film version of the Holocaust, it's so tragic and provides so many life lessons about right and wrong I am obligated to teach others about so that we can learn from past travesties and never repeat them.
"Cool will get ya dead." -Former NBA Power Forward, Karl Malone

I agree it was like they weren't even trying to make a good movie.
This was just made to see saggy boobs.

I bought this out of a $3 bin thinking, "HeyTeenage Cavemansounds like a good Friday night flick."
Cripes was I wrong. It was basically some unattractive naked people doing shots and taking baths together. Correction: There was one beautiful chick and she was the first to get blown up. Who made that call?!? And then there was a genetic-experiment-gone-wrong-monsterThe End.
It's a one star movie for me. I was very surprised when I read that Uwe Boll didn't direct it. Maybe if Teenage Caveman comes out on Wii he'll hop on board for the sequel.
The hard work of one, does more than the prayers of millions.

I watched that movie and laugh so hard at how bad it was. Its just hilarious if you take it as so bad its funny.

WOW!!! Ishtar is no longer the worst film ever made. This crap beat it by a longshot. And I am a huge b movie fan. Not even Bruce Campbell would watch this.

Honestly if it wasn't for the nudity from Hayley Keenan, Tiffany Limos,Crystal Celeste Grant, and Tara Subkoff this movie would be a waste of the time I wasted watching it
Boot man out!

I watched it all the way to the end. I kept watching because I was waiting for it to get good. It was horrible! I never usually do this but today I deliberately came on this board to BASH the beep out of this movie. And that guy, Andrew Keegan! I was so disappointed to see him in this movie because I liked him in "10 things I like about you" and "Camp Nowhere". I wasn't surprised to see Richard Hillman though, he sucks. Lmao he was Aaron, Torrence's cheerleading boyfriend from "Bring it On".

It's not one of the worst films ever made, it ist THE worst film ever made.

I don't get why everybody is dissing the movie.
Sure it's bad, but it never really pretended to be anything more. With movies like these, you have to figure in all the extra things, such as potential (Zardoz with Sean Connery comes to mind - something built on roughly the same lines of this but felt like the screenwriter was on an acid trip while he wrote it, which was entirely possible in the 70s), acting, etc.
I'd say this is definitely bad, but nowhere near the absolute worst movie I've seen.

Honest to god, I thought it was a porno when I turned on my TV and this steaming pile of beep was sitting on my extra channels. I hit info because the name is somewhat deceiving, and the detail said "mystery/suspense" I muscled through part of it before I came to realize it really amounts to nothing more than a poorly written porno.
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."

I somehow brought myself to watch 15 minutes of it I've never regretted anything until now How does something like this get made? Is there really an audience for this Worst of all why do the actors let themselves be in filth like this I guess everybody has a mortgage to pay
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I actually found this movieintersting. And dont think its the worst movie ive ever seenso many are far worse, and i love the way the went about this film, it made me think.

I agree, one of the worst movies I have ever tried to watch. It was so bad I couldnt finish it.

Usually I can't stand it when someone posts "worst movie ever!" but in this caseyeah, its definitely one of the worst I've ever seen.

Give me a break if this is the worst movie you've seen you guys don't watch too many movies. is like any other sci-fi channel movie except a bit more explicit.i guess bad b movies is a acquired taste. i hope you guys at least realize larry clark purposely made the movie like it is.

Larry Clark is a cinematic genius but this is the worst movie I have ever seen I cannot believe how cheesy it got, the story was stupid and the acting sucked. But Larry does deserve redemption see the movie Bully, amazing Larry Clark movie.

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this was the worst movie ever and i seen alot of bad movies

yeah.
im afraid i agree.

This movie , and i struggle strongly to call it that, totally saved me last night. i had just gotten home from a date where the girl cut me off at the waist line, rendering my ball-sac a grenade with the pin pulled, ready to burst. i turned on the tube, and BOOOOOM!!! i am certain that without this movie, i would have been so backed up that i would have tried to castrate myslef. Thank you Teenage Caveman.

I just started watching this movie on the space channel.
I can already see what you mean, though.

well buy it then, who is stopping you? this movie still sucks.

Whoah, you guys clearly have no taste. This is one of the best movies I seen since
Facade
(2000). I have got to buy this one.