Lol, that's a good one

Far too many to mention, but this would be one of them:
YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATING SAUSAGES!!

• Brent speaking about himself in third person when he is being interviewed by the Inside Paper. "Brent mused," "Brent quipped,"
• Brent saying "good die young" after he got made redundant.
• Fatty fatty toad boy
• When Gareth wants to cheer Rachel up after Tim dumped her.
  Tim: Don't take Dirty Bertie. I beg you. Don't take Bertie.

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Womenaredirty.

They should be equal. Women are equal.

'Ooohhh you're hard'
'I think there's been a rape up there'
'DNow you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise for having big boobsif anything they should be rewarded'

When Brent confronts the staff over his nicknames. Brent at his best. His annoyance at the Bluto nickname, only to find he is also called Mr. Toad LOL. Then he suggests the staff should be insulting Keith over his weight and glasses.
The ending "Mr Toad! I can't" LOL
What is that thing you're using?. It's technical.

When Tim and Dawn are looking through the signs that Gareth has printed (and messed up) when he borrowed the spare office for his investigation.
"How is the
invetigation
going Gareth?"
And although previously mentioned I also loved the look on Gareth's face when he got into the sidecar for a lift home from the nightclub.
Finally, a special mention for the stapler in the jelly incident!

• What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela?

The "F-cking Hell!" Brent gives when the motivational speaking people decide they don't want to continue with him. He gives up his cool, calm faade and explodes.
"Don't cry, it is to be. In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine. D'Evils."

Sergio Giorgini

For me it's the "Free Love Freeway" segment, complete with Gareth's unexpected harmonizing.
She's not dead
Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

For me it's the "Free Love Freeway" segment, complete with Gareth's unexpected harmonizing.

Part of the genius of that scene is the guy who is busy fixing Brent's computer at the time, his expressions and the way he is listening in to the conversation is priceless.
That is hysterical. They are firing him and all of a sudden the IT guy's head appears.

The " think there was a rape up there" scene was very funny and Martin Freeman says in a discussion of that scene that it was very difficult for him to suppress his laughter when they filmed that scene because Ricky Gervais said it so naturally, it was like hearing it for the first time. Even though they'd all read the script and rehearsed it, it was like he just made it up right there.
Another scene I found very funny is the one where Brent is busy firing the forklift driver and the latter has to explain the difference between a midget and a dwarf, after which, Gareth asks seriously, "So what is an elf?" Part of the genius of that scene is the guy who is busy fixing Brent's computer at the time, his expressions and the way he is listening in to the conversation is priceless.

Gareth, Tim and Rachel's prank call to Brent when he's in the meeting with the motivational speakers. When Gareth is directed by Rachel to tell David "I like your little beard" and "You should wear tighter trousers!". Every single time I've watched that scene I've howled with laughter all the way through it!

When Tim/Gareth hid the dildo in David's office.
x

Gareth's look to camera in the sidecar. Unexpected guffaw!
Yeah, definitely one of the best visual gag in the series.
It's impossible for me to pick THE standout moment of The Office. There's too many classic scenes and subtle jokes to exalt just the one.

Gareth's look to camera in the sidecar. Unexpected guffaw!

Keith's assessment is hands down the funniest scene in the entire series imo.
Having said that, anything involving Keith is funny. I know several people who act like Keith which makes it all the funnier to me, definitely my favourite character. In one sense I wish they'd used him more, but I guess if they had it may have been overkill and lost the humour. Oh well!

BEANS AND MUFF!!!
If you speak they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple they will drown you in river

When stephen merchants character is involved:
"lets grow ourselves a big lanky goggle eyed freak!" then him saying its astigmatism which "makes the eyes a bit bolbous" and he pushes his eyes out a bit god it cracks me up!

"Fatty Fatty Toad Boy"
Cracks me up every time.
Just because your truth isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.