yet another unrealistic solution to the world's problems, brought to us by justinca.. "warren"

The solution is simple.
Just don't turn the TV on!
Boom.
Problem solved.
Your welcome.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

On the day of, take the TV to a house of a person you really hate or want to get revenge on.
If you cannot get in the front door then just leave it on their porch.
They will see it.
Think, "Hey, free TV!" take it inside.
Boom.
Problem solved.
Your welcome.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Call the ghostbusters so they can take care of Samara.
Eat a huge bowl of chili and sit directly above your TV set with your pants down so you can **** all over Samara when she comes out of it.
Jerk off right before Samara comes out of your TV set and shoot a huge load in her face just as she comes out of it.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

87. Show the video to R. Kelly, Jared Fogle and John Podesta.

Invite Samara to the prom. She never had a prom.
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
That's god damn right.

sit infront of the TV when you expect her and just. shoot her in the face. Why was that never an option?

Not only is that dude good, he is also really funny!
Goddamn that cracked me up!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Get a steamroller and run her over.
Don't have a steamroller?
Then get one goddamn it cause here comes the bitch!
Damn I'm good.

What I feel like she does is the same thing each time: gets out of the TV, gets up, then "teleports."
Remember when she appeared before Noah, she magically got closer to him? Maybe if he was even 100 feet away, she would teleport right next to him as well.
This is what I feel like she did even with the innkeeper. He didn't wait around as he got out on his boat once she started climbing out of the well, and when she crawled out and stood up, BOOM! Teleported right next to his ass on the boat.
** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **

86. turn the tv on, on purpose on day 7 and when she comes out mace the shxt out of her eyes. then stick a knife in her throat and shoot her in the butthole. Tell her try again tomorrow because she probably regrets bringing her ass to you now. If that doesn't kill her repeat!

I get the point of the thread but Samara has killed before without the TV.She would likely appear to you as a ghost out of nowhere just as she did with Aiden at the flea market in Ring 2.

97. Face the TV towards the wall.
98. Spread wet cement over the TV screen.
99. Fill a water gun with nitrogen glycerin and water, then spray her in the face with it.
100. Then she pushes against the wall and still gets out after separating the TV from the wall.
     You'd have to put really heavy weights against the back of the TV.
101. It's football season. You think I'm going to ruin my expensive flat screen TV that way?
102. Yeah. Like any corner store will have that.
     And her face is covered with her hair. So that will protect her.
     OK so you squirt her with a flammable. Then what. You'll burn down your house if you light her on fire.
     Damn I'm good.

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LOL good one

88. Kill yourself on the sixth day, leaving a note taped to your head saying, "Ha ha, the joke's on you."
    Fowler's knots? Did you say fowler's knots?

93. Call Sam and Dean Winchester.
94. Stay away from TVs.
95. Wait in front of the TV on horseback. When she comes through, rear up and smush her.
96. Put the TV stand in a pool of water. When she crawls out, drop electric wires in and electrocute her.
97. Put on a surgical mask. When she comes out of the TV, ask, "Am I pretty?" and she'll run away.

97. Face the TV towards the wall.
98. Spread wet cement over the TV screen.
99. Fill a water gun with nitrogen glycerin and water, then spray her in the face with it.
100. Fight her off like Brenda Meeks in "Scary Movie 3", except instead of dying and being won over, beat her to death with a baseball bat.

Show the video to someone. Hahaha hahahahaha. OK I'll play. Drop your tv off in the middle of the ocean.

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