I mean the one next to Jack Ozborn. Is that River Song with a facelift?

There's nobody in the top left of the picture
In fact, that's probably the only place in the picture you could mention that isn't even closely related to a woman being in it

Is it her on the top right of the picture? She looks like she could be River who’s had a facelift.

I have it on good authority that River is on the show already and turning heads with her moves BtM
Quite a lot of people have been talking about her

That’s Eddie Mklowfish. Maybe River will appear later in the series (with Tegan and Billy), like the Reverend Berk did last year.

AND she's a Timelord and so she could literally look like anybody just now
Black men seem to be fashionable with the Timelord look just now BtM, so maybe the guy on the left

Well you’ll have to point her out to me because I don’t know which one out of this lot she is. Mind you these days they get their lips done and their bum cheeks done so who recognises who anymore!

I'm pretty sure River is in it BtM
She apparently didn't get the best score last week but wasn't in the bottom 3
But if Tegan were to join in that'd be ace! (Not Ace, but they did once meet at McDonald's)

I agree I agree whole heartedly. Look are you absolutely SURE that River Song is going in that jungle? It’s just that I’ve been talking to a few of the guys in Tesco just then and they say that it is Tegan. Tegan is going in.

Ah, the old say it louder and still pretend not to know what they are replying with method
Ruby is a class act, that **** goes down so well with people speaking the same language as you
Funny thing that, I meet someone from the same island as me going "U wot m8?" when I'm speaking with them elsewhere in the world and I just say to a local, in my usual English speaking accent, what I have just said and ask them to explain it to the person from the same island as me. Apparently someone using English as their second language, and with their foreign accent, can be understood easier.
Fair puts them in their place
I bet Jack's not got an issue understanding
Flippin' Ruby and her archaic ways

She’s pretending not to understand Ant n Dec’s accent. Look, she’s doing her thing and the rest are doing theirs. Jack Ozborn got a fire going in the first episode as the others all stood around not knowing what to do!

I'm not a fan of Ruby
Her claim to fame is that she's American.
An American who has spent 40 years living in Britain
Is she naturalised yet?

The normies don’t get Ruby Wax’s dry sense of humour and have voted her to do the first trial with The Irate Ginger Gamer.
‘What a biiiiiiitch’ they’ll all be saying.

I stopped watching when they ditched
Cat Dealey