Kutcher never kept him in line.
The little weasel needed Charlie around for this…
And This!!!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Omg, he gets worse in the Ashton Kutcher episodes. Talks about masturbating in every episode 🤮
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

Wicked Is The Word,
Followed By An EVIL LOOK….
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Did you say Wicked?
My password is password.

Whomever you wish, my dear…
Just make it Wicked!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Back off, bro.
My password is password.

You can haunt me. At night. In my bedroom.
My password is password.

Thanks, who should I haunt?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

You make a lovely ghost!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

My password is password.

Yes it's true.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

People are saying you died.
Is that true?
My password is password.

dazed
My password is password.

I liked most of his generation before me. The Cryer, The Sheen, The Ringwald, The Cusack.
Watching a video posted here today I was shocked how much I thought Pete Davidson looks like him.
He was just one ingredient in a superb recipe for a lot of laughs.
Loved their mother's reaction to almost everything. She loved her meds mixed with her alcohol…
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

I hated him right from the start, but that show would have been a far lesser thing without him. He was just one ingredient in a superb recipe for a lot of laughs.

He and his whiney wife Judith are appalling! I wouldn't want either of them staying with me!
True. I didn't hate Alan at first. Can't say when I started finding him annoying. You guys are right about him and his wallet when out a restaurant with others. Cheapskate. He was a chiropractor and still used coupons and ****.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Yep! Sometimes I wanted to kick him!

That was funny especially when he paid the pizza guy and tipped him extra to wait to hear Alan scream!
The restroom scene was so frustrating but funny too.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

But you have to admit that once Charlie found the money that Allen was socking away, things became more interesting.
I loved the restroom scene.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

They deserved one another.
I just watched an episode where Alan kept forgetting his wallet to wriggle out of paying and it drove me insane!
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

He and his whiney wife Judith are appalling! I wouldn't want either of them staying with me!