I wonder what the not-quite-barely-legal girls in his class would think of him, um, reading Barely Legal
actually, there wasn't a single female in his classroom in the scene at the end. I'm assuming Miles teaches at an all boys school.
Flying blind on a rocket cycle?!?

I don't think my absolute favourite one has been put up yetit's so subtle it got very few laughs in the theaters I saw this init's when Miles is buying the
Barely Legal
and when the checkout guy grabs one, Miles replies, "No, nothe new one." First because of the patent earnestness with which he requests it, just like everything he requests, from glasses of wine to spinach croissants. Second because of the implications of him knowing which one was
new
. You don't have to have bought porn in a convenience store to find that LOL funny, but it helps
Two other already mentioned faves are "she thinks you're a writer" and "his mother just died". But neither can top the
Barely Legal
moment.
I wonder what the not-quite-barely-legal girls in his class would think of him, um, reading
Barely Legal
You just keep throwing your feathers, mister, before I put you in a hospital.

""I can also recommend the ostrich steak, very lean, locally raised."
LOL! I've used that line more than once to change the subject

Miles: "You ran all the way from Solvang? That's five clicks, Jackson!"

Lines that aren't necessarily unnoticed, just some of my favorites:
'Miles, did you drink and dial?'
'she said her husband wouldn't get home from work until six. Fugger comes rollin' in at five!'

This line always makes me burst out laughing.
Jack: "This chick in the jacuzzidudeI'm going fing nuts up here."
Something to that effect.
Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

"Bet that chick's two tons of fun!"
"My rule of thumb is, what Siskel and Ebert like, I don't, and vice versa." David Lynch

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What makes that scene for me is the t-shirt that Stephanie is wearing, a shirt with a peace symbol on it!
Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun.

Mike Erganian: Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented, waste of time.
Miles Raymond: That's an interesting perspective.
Giamatti's delivery cracked me up.

After Stephany is done whooping on Jack with a motorcycle helmet.
Stephany: beep (looks at Miles) "You too!"
Miles looks up in shock and disbelief.
Miles: "Me?"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You didn't get any did you??
awkward silence
you're a homo"
lol, giamatti's response was gold too, on the commentary they said most of it was improvised. "yeah, i'm a homo, yeah. write out my gay confession and i'll sign it".

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When Jack and Miles go to that fat couple's house to retrieve his wallet, and when Miles refuses to go, Jack says something along the lines of "I have to do EVERYTHING"

I love when Jack is introduced to Maya and he responds with "Hiya"

Gas $1.71 a gallon

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Lol, my favorite bit from Jack, too.

When they're about to leave the restaurant and Jack growls at the girls and then yells "Waiter!" right as the scene cuts away. That makes me laugh every time.

Miles: (Smelling) There is some strawberry..maybe a little citrus.passion fruit.(puts finger up to ear), Oh, there's just the faintest soupcon of likeasparagus, and there's just aa flutter, of like aa nutty eatam cheese.
There's no such thing as eatam cheese. Miles is probably referring to Edam cheese, a well known but terribly overrated cheese variety from my country. (Edam is a small town.) Which makes the joke even more perfect, because Miles is such a snob as to suggest he can not only smell a cheese flavor in the wine (which of course is silly), he also pretends he is able to distinguish between various sorts of cheese.

Miles: (Smelling) There is some strawberry..maybe a little citrus.passion fruit.(puts finger up to ear), Oh, there's just the faintest soupcon of likeasparagus, and there's just aa flutter, of like aa nutty eatam cheese.
And at the end of the whole teaching him to be an insufferable wine snob, "are you chewing gum?"
This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Jack on the phone with Christine: "Miles is having one of his freakouts." and Miles is standing 2 feet away from him.
Jack talking about moving up there: "you write another novel. one that can sell."

When Maya and Stephanie go to the bathroom in the restaurant
Jack: What the beep
The way he says it is just hilarious.

And then Jack smells it and says, "Strawberries. Not the cheese."
Always makes me laugh.