I love it when refused another tasting, Miles grabs the spit bucket and angrily (and messily)drinks out of it.

I thought the scene at Sanford Winery was hysterical. Miles goes through his whole wine analysis routine (which itself is funny), Jack plays along, and at the end Miles becomes outraged when he realizes Jack is chewing gum. I can just picture Miles demanding that Jack spit it out on the way to the car.

To me the funniest scene was just after Jack tells Miles that his ex-wife has re-married. Miles grabs a bottle of wine from the car, pulls out the cork with his teeth and starts running down a hill. When he tips the bottle up to drink as he's running, his profile from a distance totally cracks me up; it's like something out of a cartoon. Genius.

In my opinion the funniest line from the film is this:
Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOTdrinking any f* cking Merlot!
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Miles going to get Jack's wallet back from the waitress's house, and then being chased out by the naked guy.

Miles: "What did you think of the new ending?"
Jack: "New ending vastly superior to the old ending"
Miles: "There is no new ending. Everything from pg 750 on is exactly the same"
Jack: "Well.maybe it just seemed new because everything leading up to it was so different"
Miles: (sarcastically) "Yeah, that must be it!

the girl obviously wants to party and you tell her were going to the moteL TO CRASH!!!!!! Jesus MILES

The part where he goes into the bathroom at Stephanie's and looks in the mirror and says you're such a beep loser lol.
When at the hitching post and he says to Jack, I can also recommend the Ostrich steak, very lean locally raised
When Jack asks Miles for details about having sex with Maya and he says its private and Jack calls him a homo and Miles says, yeah I'm a homo just write out my gay confession and I'll sign it

I find it hilarious that Jack was asleep in the car by the time Miles was running out of the house

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Someone's mentioned this already, but my favorite part is when Miles has to retrieve Jack's wallet from the waitress' house while the she and her husband are having sex. He obtains it, but not without being seen. He is chased away by the husband, who's still compltely naked (maybe an
Adaptaion.
reference).

"The sun is shiningbut the ice is slippery."

One part that I think is pretty funny is near the beginning. Miles is running late and is on the phone with Jack. Miles says, "I'm out the door, right now!!" but then he takes his sweet time ordering a croissant and newspaper, rather than continuing to rush.

"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." -George McFly

Yes, this scene gets my vote!

I like the part where Miles goes into great detail, teaching Jack the components of appreciating and assessing a wine (color, clarity, viscosity, aeration, bouquet, and finally the tasting), only to register his great disappointment by asking, "Are you chewing gum?!"

He was to sue Stephanie! That much over her was he.
Brilliant movie.
True Self is righteous. It's a conspiracy to portray Man as a savage that needs taming and policing.

Lots of funny lines in the movie but my favorite was when Jack came over to Miles after talking to the waitress and he told him his plans with her.
Miles says beep Can't we just go back to the hotel and hang out. Play 9 holes in the morning and then leave."
He's beside himself that Jack is suddenly over Stephanie and is looking to get laid by anyone.

Saabs were tough too- they say one can never figure out why Saabs were so expensive until there was an accident.

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When Miles runs away from Jack with that bottle of wine. THe expression on Paul Giamatti's face is priceless.
Just rewatched this movie last night after almost 10 years and loved it more the second time around.
I think it has to do with age.

I used to live in that neighborhood - there truly IS an ostrich farm on that road called OstrichLand USA! So yeah, it's real and it's hilarious!

When Jack explains to Miles explains hes just been chased by ostriches. Miles starts to laugh, then
Paul Giamatti
, or so it seems, cant
stop
laughing. The moment feels very real and very funny.

No mention of Jack's line about what the waitress' s husband found when he got home from work? That to me is on wood the funniest lines in the whole movie. That and the following scene with him chasing them down the street while naked.

The second pair of shoes are accounted for in the deleted scenes on the dvd.
To me the funniest part is when he draws that hard line against Merlot. I know it's extremely well known but I can't help loving it.

Do you have any other shoes ? He says no, but if you notice, he has 2 different pairs in the movie..