chilone — 9 years ago(November 14, 2016 10:35 AM)

1. Selene is the future.
2. Vampires DO have sex, apparently.
3. Crashed helicopter engines only stop running after they puree an antique vampire.
4. Werewolf/vampire hybrid claws can't be beat when it comes to opening paint cans.
5. Being an exiled vampire historian has some SERIOUS perks!!
6. Nasty, eastern block food makes werewolf/vampire hybrids sick too.
7. Antique vampires apparently weigh many tons, as they can pull a helicopter out of the sky by a cable.
   I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!