Johann: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol, and stay fock-used at all times!
Red: Uh, that word, fock-used, yeah with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.

This ^
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

"It said 'never.'" (After Hellboy slugs the troll).
Now, of course, the "Can't Smile Without You" scene is full of great one liners, but my personal fave is after Abe talks of his body being a temple and HB just says: "No, it's an amusement park."

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lordeseiz -

fockused

Any last words ?
Shut the beep up
-Mutant Chronicles-

"Suck my ectoplasmic shwanstuker!"
I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor.

So many great lines, but my favorite (great delivery by pearlman) is wher Liz tells hellboy hes going to be a father, and he says "Ive became father?"
chilling!
"Dadinho o CARALHO! Meu nome agora Z Pequeno PORRA!"

OK, so this isn't a line, but the absolutely, positively best scene in the film is Hellboy & Abe Sapiens singing
I Can't Smile Without You
.
Last time it was on TV, my 79-year-old mum watched it with me, and we sang along together when it's played over the closing credits.
Priceless.

"You will pay for what you did to my friend."
"(casually) Do you accept cheques ?"
Amazing that line was never done before, but my God, Hellboy nailed it to perfection.

Princess Nuala: Good night, Abraham.
Abe: Good night, Princess. Your Highness. Your Majesty. YourMa'am.

Nuada's entrance in the auction house was all awesome.
throws creepy facehugger thing on the auctioneer
"Be quiet."
"Let this remind you, why you once feared the dark."
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves of who we are. - Memento

Nuada's last words: "Nuala my sister"

Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
I burst out laughing. Best line in the film. Period.
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"God, I hate Youtube!"
(Speaking about Johann)
"He has very expressive hands."
(After Hellboy punches Johann)
Oh, crap.
Johann.
Johann? Johann?
Hey, Johann?
Come on, pal. Hang in there, will you?
Johann? Johann?
Damn.
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. John F. Kennedy

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-you will pay for what you did down there
-do you take cheques?
Johann Krauss: Nice baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.
Hellboy: Give it up nasty, we can see you.
Hellboy: Watch it boys, she's on fire!
Hellboy: Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!
Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."
Liz Sherman: And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very discreet.
Hellboy: Ah, he said he liked the cold.

• A forest god, eh
  I'm gonna get my self big baby
  drv Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanstucker
  My body is a temple
  no it is an amusement park

Lol. Fo' show.
"SS. Right, right."
Screw ze clearance. Ve vill take that plane.

You must be a knotzee then cause you like the germ guy. J/King lol

I think the one I chose to "signaturize" is my favorite:

Screw ze clearance. Ve vill take that plane.

Hellboy holds the crown, looks at it and says "All that power!" Liz looks at him and grabs the crown saying "Don't even think about it." the proceeds to melt the gold crown to a molten puddle.
Classic.