I watch him every Saturday as an alternative to going on dates.

Maybe the great Svengoolie will do a parody of the latest "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," where, I kid you not, Ryan Seacrest and the equally insufferable Kardashians are currently filming some reality episodes dealing with Khloe Kardashian's ex-husband Lamar Odom's stay in an intensive care unit at a Nevada hospital.
Walter Cronkite must be turning over in his grave right about now.
You just can't make up such televised diarrhea as the televised "travails" of the Kardashian family!

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" as the "insufferable Ryan Seacrest."
^ I loved that too !
I'm not sure but I think he does. Sometimes he blames the jokes on the writers and rolls his eyes but I think it's all him. They really think about the movie to write those lyrics. It gets me everytime.
"The Lord Commander of Kingsguard Gabste of house Musgood"

Does Svengoolie write all of those witty and acerbically-funny lyrics to the songs he sings on his show?
By the way, I loved it when Svengoolie recently referred to the creator and executive producer of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" as the "insufferable Ryan Seacrest."

I love svengoolie too. I look forward to the jokes on Saturday night. I can't stand when I miss a show. I laugh so much at his description of the movie's plot and the piano guy.
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"

I totally love Svengoolie!

Yup, he is the greatest horror host ever if you ask me. I grew up watching Son of Svengoolie.
ghost stories..WEIRD stories..
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Totally agree!
Most of the time I
slap it!