You are going to need diapers soon!
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It seems we are all dreaming about Juan! Hopefully it is a sign that he will be returned to us safely and soon.
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Me too, only mine involved a lot more pegging.

It will certainly be an interesting situation when I have a week's notice to sort out whatever needs doing with Juan but I'll keep an eye on how it all goes Bobby
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Ok just let me know, preferably about a week ahead of time. I can get him a return ticket for £40 if I book in advance.
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I'm sure he is but the friends that he'll undoubtedly make here won't be Bobby
What with him being so friendly and all there'll be a whole bunch of neds (The Scottish equivalent of Chavs) up around Juan's flat in no time causing more trouble that the Amazon delivery guys
But I will keep him in mind, in case I need someone to run the gauntlet or something like that
When things aren't as potentially troublesome and I wouldn't have to keep an eye out for neds he's probably like it up here
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Remember the offer is there. Just provide him with a space to put his basket, show him where the local vape shops are and he’ll be happy. He’s very low maintenance.
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I'll keep that in mind Bobby thanks!
I' not sure Bobbina wouldn't get himself into quite a lot of trouble and quite quickly in Glasgow so I'll keep it as a last measure, but keep it ready I will
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Ok then. If you do need any help looking for Juan, I could send Bobbinia on the train that goes to Glasgow from Preston to give you a hand. Just ask.
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Well thank you for the compliment Bobby, that's very sweet of you to say
I don't think we can make any assumptions as to what Juan's up to because, as you say, he could easily drop us a line and let us know what's going on and so I'm still being tenacious as to how to go forward with all of this.
Let's stick with the facts and we'll unravel this mystery together
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It is this lack of communication which concerns me the most. Surely Juan wouldn’t be so thoughtless as to just not simply drop us a line and let us know how he is?
If Juan does return and it turns out that yes, he could have very easily let us know that he was alright but instead CHOSE not to…ESPECIALLY seeing how he knows what I have been (and continue to be) going through with the disappearance of Dan, well then I don’t think that we’ll be wanting him here anymore.
We have you now, Siggy and you are Juan in all but name.
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The finale of Doctor Who does seem to make quite a lot of sense Bobby
He was meant to be here for the start of this series and he didn't appear
And he's not appeared since then either…
Maybe he didn't want spoilers or speculations and is just sitting the whole thing out to get it all in a one'r?
I don't know why he wouldn't send us a message about doing so though
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What about the Doctor Who finale? Surely that is enough of an event to draw him out?!
We get to learn who Susan Twist is and we will find out who is The One Who Waits. Not Mrs Flood though (although we may get something new on her), we’ve barely seen her this series and when we did, she was just behaving normally with no fourth wall breaking.
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I always figured him to be more of a reader of C. Auguste Dupin stories personally Bobby. Or at least he was
It has been getting on now hasn't it. Well the good news is that if you are dreaming of hi then he's still around in some form and so it's only a matter of him getting here
There must be some grand event coming up that he'll be around for. The Summer Olympics perhaps? That's near the end of July and I know he wants to see the Deadpool film around then too. Anything sooner?
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Please try to take this seriously, Slash Dot! Juan has been missing for about a month and a half now and some of us are very worried indeed!
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Maybe next dream you'll be on the island with him and oiling up his manly body as you both are sipping on a margarita.
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