Life is pointless without the prospect of life after death. If there's nothing at the end of this long dark tunnel we call life, one has to wonder what the point of all this was. 60 or 70 or 80 years of endless worry, debt and suffering with some fleeting moments of joy isn't worth it unless there's some reward at the end.

Sounds boring. I've already had just about enough of this **** as is.
My password is password.

years of research on her playstation

Source?
My password is password.

Gawn, that's not true. Christ died for you.
Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.
~ Matthew 11:28-30

Preach Uncle Benny…PREACH!!

Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

That is a lot to read, but you are preaching to the already converted anyway, Benny.

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Baptizing Paddy
Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Paddy shouts, "Yes, oi am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
Paddy replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"
Paddy answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk Paddy again – but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks him, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
(get ready for this…..)
Paddy staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in"?!!
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

He needs to find the Lord Jesus like me and you, Benny.

I'm going to make an educated guess, u an atheist.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

There's nothing there. You whizz down a bolt of light through a vast open emptiness which I presume is your brain shutting down. There's no pearly gates or singing angels. There's no whole life flash of memories. It's just what's left of your consciousness and your brain attempting to comfort you with warm feelings as you inevitably drift off to nothingness.

I need the BFG to send me some good ones , for a change.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

You should sell them then Benny

Speaking of dreams. I never have any good ones.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

I think the whole concept will be turned on its head one day Benny
Until then, we can dream of knowing

Spending eternity in heaven or hell isn't that appealing. So I take death too.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

I prefer death after life Benny, makes more sense

A true bloke!

Which ever one I get to have a trillion pounds in my bank and the ability to Roger anyone I want.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

You'd be swallowing the red pill of course. Awesome!

I'd like to know about the matrix and use it as Neo.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

If you take the red pill you wake up in the real world and realise you've been living in the AI world of the Matrix.
If you take the blue pill you'll go on living your 'normal' life and never know anything about the Matrix or the real world, - so the blue pill does nothing.

What does the blue one do.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture