~70? When you are trying to find out who beat you up and killed your boyfriend, pawn shop owners will tell you who bought your ring leading you easily to the killer as long as you pay them a few dollars. However, they will ask you to get out of their sight afterwards.
71. After you find out who the pawn shop sold your ring to, the very first time you call the person's number you will immediately and obviously be able to identify exactly who they are in a crowd because they will be the first person you are already looking at and they will very loudly answer the phone immediately. In case you are not sure they are answering your call or not, they will very awkwardly ask everyone around them if they recognize the number just in case you were not sure they were being called by you or not.
72. After you confront the person you easily identified by the phone call, they will not want to help you. But then they will want to help you 2 minutes later.
73. That person who just decided to help you after they said they wouldn't, will very nonchalantly send you the murder video of your boyfriend but they will not say why they sent it to you or how they got it. It WILL however reveal that the person who found the original video, made a digital file of the video, and then emailed it to your phone JUST so you could see it. This video will also be remarkably good quality for a stone age cellphone.
74. You will then send this video in an attachment to the detective who is potentially trying to stop you from reaching your revenge. However, this will make it very lucky for you when the badguys have you around the neck because the detective will figure out a way to get there to save you in time.
75. When someone cuts you open with a crowbar and you splatter your own blood all over the ground, the police will not try and see who the DNA belongs to. Neither will they look at whose blood is on the crowbar. They will obviously just assume it only belongs the victim.

64. I guess Jodie Foster learned alot from Travis Bickle, she knew him when she was younger.
65. Jennifer Aniston killed two knife wielding black guys with a gun.
66. Erica killed Jack Nicholson's Jack Torrance from The Shining in the store.
67. Motherf that sh-t up!
68. The vigilante was doing the cop's job for them.
69. You can notice Jodie Foster's ass while she's sitting down.
70. David put up a good fight, to bad he 'LOST' it.
    "I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna *beep* wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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63. If you portray blacks or Puerto Ricans as criminals in ANY movie, it will lead to comments and full threads (no, not this one) about racism.

Spoilers
62. Its always the elevator that gives you away, not DNA from a murder weapon.

61. Even if you've been in a coma for 3 weeks, then long enough in hospital for your many facial injuries to heal, there will still be a fresh bunch of flowers in a vase on your kitchen table.

60. If you have a grudge with black and latino thug, just tell to white chick with 161 cm height to kill them all

The best part of this is I can tell you enjoyed this movie just like me, and thus enjoy poking at it to see what falls out Kudos, my good sir.
Also I lol'ed.

Why thank you!

1. Street thugs who rape and kill for pleasure will become enraged if you fail to obey the city's leash-laws.
   This is by far the funniest I've read.

56. If you allow lots of dead air on a radio show, the listeners will love it and flood the station manager with praise for it.
57. Talking to a person's mirror image is more effectibe than talking directly to him or her.
58. If you flee from a scene leaving your dog behind, don't worry because he'll manage to break loose and follow you.
59. Cops don't appreciate amateurs doing their jobs for them.
    Life, every now and then, behaves as though it had seen too many bad movies

46. The stress from PTSD can be adequately simulated by twisting your head to look at everything from an odd angle.
47. If you lose a month or two of your life to a serious incident, your job will be waiting for you upon your return.
48. Lightning strikes twice. Being accosted by thugs happens at least five times that.
49. You will not survive 30 days.
50. If you point a gun at someone who is trying to sell you a gun, he will be understanding because you're so inexperienced.
51. Smoking is, as has been noted, a tough way to die.
52. She's right for not letting you see your kids. Because you're a douchebag. And you have an ugly haircut which only serves to enhance the bulge of your oddly shaped forehead.
53. Yes, a nice fully-clothed shower after your first killing is nice and relaxing.
54. New York is an organism. A mutant organism, apparently.
55. Some people believe that New York is safe. These people also believe in Santa Clause and often frequent Central Park after dark.
    (and that's all within the first 48 minutes, including commercials)

42. Mobile phone connections are a lot faster in the USA than they are in the UK.
43. If you've just robbed a sleazy pervert at gunpoint, always walk directly in front of his car straight afterwards as you make your escape.
44. Cops always get there just in time.
45. Listeners to a radio show are poised ready with a phone in their hands to phone in if ever a 'Call In' feature is added to the usual talk show, plus they can dial the number as it is being read out so that they are there by the end of the DJ's sentence.

I only have a couple

1. Street thugs who rape and kill for pleasure will become enraged if you fail to obey the city's leash-laws.
2. A stoner who's life is being threatened, will always take the time to observe the ass of a woman nearest to him. Even if she's sitting.

43. radio people always carry around sound equipment
44. everywhere you go in new york city violent crime will find you
45. pawn shop owners never break the law
46. You too can be a vigilante its easy and you can get away with it

Was this p.o.s. rejected by Ashley Judd? Foster is reprising her so-brittle-she-could-crack/woman under attack bit too much. Next there will be a safe room on a plane, seated next to a serial killer.

41. Even the best female actor in Hollywood can't save a lame story.

31. If you see 3 drunken latinos looking to mug you, just give them what they want. Either that or buy a gun and kill them all.
32. Once you get brutally attacked in New York and end up in a coma, expect to get involved in a shoot out between two random people in corner shop, to shoot a curb crawler that tries to run you over, and being f!cked with a knife by two black guys on the subway, upon waking up from your coma.
33. If you don't have a licence to buy a gun in America, a Chinese guy will sell you one for $1000 and he'll throw in the bullets for free as well.
34. Stoner kids always register their Ipods so that if the police find it at a crime scene, they will always be able to find the owner and bring them in for questioning.
35. Stoner kids always see Jennifer Aniston in their minds.
36. Make friends with a cop and he'll let you kill your enemies, heck he'll even let you shoot him to get away.
37. If you have a voice like Jodie Foster's, people will think you are really 100 times uglier and 100 pounds fatter than you really are.
38. If you get hit by a crowbar in the head and fall off the building, the police at the scene of the crime will joke about which one actually killed you.
39. Your next door neighbour is actually a professional nurse who doesn't want you to smoke anymore.
40. Don't you know there's a ****ing leash law?!

I did too.
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"18. Cops at the precinct who sit at a desk all day realize how difficult it must be, but if you'd please be patient and have a seat over there, an officer will be down shortly to help you. "
I LOLed

How refreshing. This was funny bull beep
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." -Willy Wonka

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i found it pretty funny and entertaining to read haha
-SILENTEVlL

That was revolting.