Warren, I hate comedy clubs
You know why?
I go along, somebody either doesn't show up or gets nervous. Who gets asked to go up - me
I've done it all over the world. Never asked to. It's nothing for me
I get people rolling, I say controversial things (But always acceptable within the boundaries of where I am) and then I get off the stage and go back to the bar.
I went in because of the bar, the people and the dynamics there
I'm not hating on anyone not showing up, I'm not against people getting nervous and I'm not against the MC asking me to make do because they think I can handle it
The reason I hate comedy clubs is because when you get off the stage, having done the night a favour - and been decent at it, you get all the other 'acts' giving criticism on how it could have been done better
I didn't see them getting asked up to lengthen their act or who they know who could fill in. Just an MC taking a random barfly that seems to have charisma and letting the night flow
That's a game I don't like to play. It's not funny, it's not smart and it most certainly isn't fair
Perfect for you

At least I get up on stage and generate a few laughs even killing it at times while you just sit there at the computer all day with all of your socks, Juan Bobby.
Can you say you have courage and did the same thing?
Didn't think so.
And before you say, "Well, at least he was on a bigger stage," don't matter to me.
I just do it as a hobby and am not looking for anything more than that.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Did you meet him on the circuit Warren?
A fellow performer??
Sometimes, well, sometimes you just have to look at all the empty seats and call it a day
Both of you 🤨