<![CDATA[1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects.]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Transsiberian

legate — 17 years ago(August 19, 2008 06:01 PM)

  1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects.
  2. If you're smuggling drugs and need to get someone to help you, always try to seduce the married catholic chick.
  3. Ex-bad girls will kill you if you push a little after they lead you on.
  4. Russian narcs have the ability to disembark 3 wagons and decouple the rest of the train, in broad daylight, right in front of a train lover, without him noticing.
  5. If you're a cop looking for a person, it makes more sense to torture someone that's also looking for them rather than interrogating one of the 50 people that saw the person on the day they went missing.
  6. When you park a train on a track that's in use, don't bother to check the train schedule.
  7. If you're about to get tortured for information, shouting "We're American!" is the best way to avoid it.
  8. Even if the victim is frozen solid, the blood on the murder weapon won't be (beginning scene).
  9. Russian train attendants will understand "tea" but not "toilet", despite the fact that toilet sounds exactly the same in Russian but tea is totally different.
  10. If you've just killed a man, you'll remeber to wash your clothes of his blood but not to delete the photos that put you at the scene of the crime.
  11. Tourist sites in Russia are so impopular that a body can stay undiscovered there for months.
  12. Even crappy, mediocre thrillers can woo the critics if you include enough shots of arty photography.
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  1. The best way to learn correct pronunciation of russian words is by an american actor playing russian.
]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039363https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039363Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:56 GMT]]>twelvepointnine — 14 years ago(January 05, 2012 04:16 PM)

  1. If you want to repair your watch, ram a train or two.
  2. Visiting the Railroad Museum in Des Moines can save your life.
  3. Backpacking grunge girls always manage to apply the perfect eyeshadow, even on a moving train.
  4. US christian evangelists can go to a communist country on a holy mission and no one can stop them.
  5. A remote plane hangar in Russia uses the exact same cheap Chinese padlocks some US hillbilly sells in his store.
  6. Foreigners are either evil or incompetent.
  7. There are no vegetables on the Transsiberian Express. Only cabbages and carrots.
  8. The rotting wooden beams of a decaying Russian church are strong enough to kill a buff Spanish guapo with only a few weak blows to the head.
    Chaos reigns
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But didn't she make it back to her husband just fine?

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I think she was more concerned about being raped.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039360https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039360Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:52 GMT]]>Mandy_Whitsands — 12 years ago(February 16, 2014 05:43 PM)

no ze_goose, you are perfectly right, she was lost and freaked out because the spanish guy wasn't there anymore. The other guy just didn't get that.
She might be able to follow her footsteps back to the start, but in case of doubt, don't kill the only person capable of leading you out of nowhere.

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"She wasn't lost."
I was probably misled by the clueless expression on her face when she was near the church and the dude vanished momentarily lol..

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039358https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039358Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:50 GMT]]>Mrpinkeye — 14 years ago(August 28, 2011 08:40 PM)

  1. shes an idiot
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  1. Tennessee Williams said, When you got rid of all your demons some of your angels will die too.
  2. Russian male's life expectancy dropped from 65 to 58.
  3. The width of the train track is different in Russia and China.
  4. Russian men love helping women carrying their bags.
  5. The only vegetable is potato
  6. Carlos does not close the door when taking a shower.
  7. To the oil!
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  1. When you are in unknown territory where you seem to get lost, to find your way back instantly, kill someone.
    She wasn't lost.
]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039355https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039355Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:46 GMT]]>ze_goose — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 04:36 PM)

  1. Always marry the person who rammed into you because of being DUI.
]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039354https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039354Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:45 GMT]]>ze_goose — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 04:29 PM)

  1. When you are in unknown territory where you seem to get lost, to find your way back instantly, kill someone.
  2. When you have cops neck deep in the drug business pointing a gun at your head on a train moving backward, the train that it collides into will be full of army personnel who will rescue you.
  3. Dont take the Transsiberian express next time.
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  1. When a critically acclaimed movie goes over an idiot's head, he'll dismiss it as "arty."
]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039352https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2039352Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. When you're on a moving train, it's incredibly hard to get rid of small, easily soluble objects. on Mon, 04 May 2026 23:09:43 GMT]]>RCeditor — 15 years ago(February 27, 2011 08:53 PM)

You've obviously never seen
Alan Bagh in Birdemic
and
Tommy Wiseau in The Room
.
ROFL!
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You've obviously never seen Alan Bagh in Birdemic and Tommy Wiseau in The Room.

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  1. I concur with # 69.
  2. Russian train attendants are cranky as he!!.
  3. The vodka on the Transsiberian flows like milk & honey.
  4. Russia has an abundance of photogenic people and objects - take, take!
  5. When you are anxiously awaiting your husband's arrival on the next train in Russia, the best way to relax is to take a bus ride with a total stranger to unfamiliar, isolated territory.
  6. Jessie - dump the dam backpack already!
  7. It is very simple to evacuate a train without two main characters being aware of it.
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After someone tries to rape you, if he chases you while saying he won't hurt you, you should believe him

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Three cheers for "impopular"!
rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell

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  1. Stalin was told the Nazis tattooed numbers on the arms of their prisoners. He felt upstaged by so much evil so he introduced it to the gulags as well.
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  1. When you travel through tousands miles of russian land, the people who annoy you on the train are Polish people, Pollacks as described in the movie. Although Siberia, Irkutsk itself is like 7000 km from Poland and there is probably no Polish guy in the area of next 3000-5000 kms, in the movie there are so many Poles to interrupt you in the compartment that you repeat it 3 or 4 times.
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66-Drunk Russian yokels are familiar with John Deere Lawn Mowers and associated puns.
67-Seattle is a "nowhere" town that grunge girls runaway from, heading for the excitement of frozen Siberia.
68-When rushing to help survivors of a train collision, everyone should bring rifles instead of tools, flashlights or first aid kits.

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65- The wife in the movie is allergic to the truth.

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64: The Russian mafia can fillet an American women into a bloody mess and they spring back quite nicely!

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