What's satirical about calling out an uninspired film for what it is?
Pretty much your choice of words on the matter and the fact that you called it uninspired in the first place.
It's a brilliant satire of a troll post. You see, in posts by
actual
trolls, those exact words are always an indication that the troll didn't understand what people have called a "childrens movie" (despite scenes of eye-gauging and impalement, but that's a separate issue), the irony of which you've captured perfectly.
Stating that a movie which is mainly a character study built completely around interpersonal conflict has
"no conflict between the characters"
was a nice touch. But adding that it doesn't have a story, when every single character's story arc could be a movie in itself, now that's a satirical stroke of genius.
I salute you, sir.
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc !
RIP Terry Pratchett

What's satirical about calling out an uninspired film for what it is?

I love satire. You've perfectly captured a troll's post.
Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.

This movie was bland, boring, mediocre, no conflict between the characters or even A story.

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Since, if you agree with him so much, then you must agree with him that veterans from the Iraq war were mindless fascists.
That's a pretty big leap in logic you're making there. I've butted heads with people on this very board about political issues but whom I agree with on movie issues. Just because I agree with the guy about this movie (and his BvS review) doesn't mean we agree on everything. And since I've never heard
him
speak of Iraq war veterans, the only one I see calling them mindless fascists is
you
. But I guess you can provide me with a link to said statement.
Also, MovieBob supports Anita Sarkisian.
That's nice, I don't know who that is. But according to you I need to google her, since I obviously support her too.
EDIT: I actually googled her real quick, and after two minutes of reading a summary on Wikipedia about her and the equality causes she stands for, I now support her too.
But this leads to an interesting point, apparently you
don't
support her. May I ask why you have a problem with equality for women ?
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc !
RIP Terry Pratchett

I could write complete essays on how and why this movie is so great, but this video explains it a lot better than I ever could. It's 40 minutes of pure insight, really worth the watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSAp-QCHj_A&t=1s&list=FL81xLWsvOalPdmPC8QBL7Cg&index=23
If I was you, I'd never use MovieBob as any kind of source of definitive truth. Since, if you agree with him so much, then you must agree with him that veterans from the Iraq war were mindless fascists.
Also, MovieBob supports Anita Sarkisian.

Fabricati Diem, Pvnc !
RIP Terry Pratchett

Wow! That was awesome, thank you.
"You are salvage, the flotsam of the void, the property of the Midas Foundation. My property."

I could write complete essays on how and why this movie is so great, but this video explains it a lot better than I ever could. It's 40 minutes of pure insight, really worth the watch.
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc !
RIP Terry Pratchett

I just noticed that The Avengers looks a lot like TV-movie. Bland, boring, nothing visually interesting.
This is how I know the Avengers IS a good movie (and still holds up). After all of these years, the best attempts at tearing it down still revolve around the way it "looks" or nitpicking.
The Avengers is by no means a perfect film but it did/does do one thing incredibly well. It makes you root for the heroes to come together as a team and WIN. It's just that fvcking simple.
You can drone on about your green screen and why this one didn't do that at this particular time but, love for the Avengers isn't built on world class CGI (even though it had that) or every single, minuscule plot detail singing in perfect harmony. Love for the Avengers the movie (and subsequently the team) is built on something that is less obviously conscious. Dare I say the SATISFACTION it brought to audiences is damn near primal. It's the pleasure of siting around the camp fire and being regaled by a story that you invest in because of its familiarity and warmth - not to mention all of the weird and disparate elements that come together to somehow provide deep enjoyment and gratification. Yeah,
"I'm bringing the party to you"
.
You can't discuss this film in an honest or credible way if you won't acknowledge any of these facts.
We all know that the upcoming Justice League film will have a better technical IQ than the Avengers. They may even manage to get the story and characterizations mostly right. We might even smile once or twice. Still - Zack Snyder and co. will be damn lucky if that film is half as rewarding as the Avengers.
"You are salvage, the flotsam of the void, the property of the Midas Foundation. My property."

I thought this movie have aged poorly once I re-watched it after it was available in HD. It kind of worked for me the first time, but it didn't for the second time. The poor script and lack of depth clearly hurts the experience for me. Granted, this movie wasn't made for me, so I understand that. Civil War is still the best Avengers movie in my opinion.

I wouldn't use the word "aged" (it's only 4 years old) but definitely still looks amazing!

You gave BvS an 8/10. You aren't qualified to rate comic book movies.
You'd say same thing if he had gave this rating to The Dark Knight. Also, you think Iron Fail 3 was amazing.

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LMAO
"Tell that to Kanjiklub"

You gave BvS an 8/10. You aren't qualified to rate comic book movies.

Nah. It's still great. Speaks for its quality.

And it has already aged. Speaks for its quality.
Nolan, I love you forever!

It's only been four years.
You are sin.

Aged? It's four years old you spaz.
Uh oh spaghettios - Zack Snyder, David Ayer, Bryan Singer (2016)

Really? But you apparently had no problems with the suggestion of there being a "SHIELD Air Force" with their own contractors for specialized equipment one would guess developed in an alternative universe since we are to believe that the US government doesn't have access to any of that. Never mind the fact that absolutely nothing in any of the films, the Agents of SHIELD TV show, or the comics supports anything that delusional and crazy. But no, it was MY comment that was the one that was somehow off? And you were what exactly, hibernating for the last several months which is why your reply took so long? Well guess what champ, you can go back to sleep. Because you waited all this time just to make a fool of yourself. And to get blocked/ignored. Good luck and good bye, chump.

That's some of the most shallow criticism for any film I've ever heard.

Ahhh. That explains it then.
You'd say the exact same thing if he would put "The Dark Knight" instead of "Batman v Superman".
Oh, wait. You were being serious about that being an "intelligent film."
You think Iron Man 3 was an intelligent film.